weezer

Very good rock band. Lead singer/ lead guitarist- rivers cuomo, guitarist- brian bell, bassist (current)-scott shriner, and drummer- pat wilson

Recomended songs:

tired of sex
only in dreams
pink triangle
falling for u
across the see
holiday
say it aint so
el scorcho

by Bert November 4, 2003

Cock Wheeze

when a person gives you a blowjob, while doing so, has an asthma attack

Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand

Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma

Person 1: How'd you find out

Person 2: I had a cock wheeze

Person 1: Uh, Winning

by insertfatjokehere April 13, 2011

Weezer-bix

when you listen to the awesome band Weezer in the morning.
instead of weetabix which is a breakfast cereal. so its Weezer-bix

#ashleighp.madethis!

*early morning*
person 1: hey, im listening to Weezer
person 2: so you have had your Weezer-bix this morning?

by deckheddzzzz November 17, 2011

Weezer

A band only virgins listen to- a representation of someone's virginity.

I still listen to weezer, sadly. but hopefully I won't after my night with Suzie tonight.

by AA1D3NN October 12, 2020

Weezer

A person who thinks they are cool but are not.

Jimmy is such a weezer.

by booksofwords November 14, 2019

Weezer Fan

Weezer Fan is a commonly used synonym for “Virgin”, the only difference being is that Weezer fans are aware of this and agree with it.

Hey dude, are you a Weezer Fan?
Yeah.
Prove it. Is Raditude a good album?
*cocks gun* … say that again and your a goner…

by WeRanOutOfFood September 13, 2021

Weezer

A person that thinks they are very cool but they are not.

Jimmy is such a weezer.

by booksofwords November 14, 2019