Witness

to agree with someones' point or position. To see something as the truth.

My partner said that my ride was the baddest in the show. Witness!

by J. Hays July 17, 2006

wit

A synonym for "with" used by the nearly-illiterate l33tspeakers. I wouldn't mind if they did it once or even twice a comment/post, however it seems there's a coalition that decides what misspelled words to use (???). The main definition of "wit", which you probably know already, means the ability to make jokes and exercise intellect quickly without much thought. Someone who is able to make apropos puns would display wit. Fitting, since people who are poor spellers don't generally have much wit.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 June 9, 2011

Wit

What you call a person who is smart, funny, a quick thinker and somewhat kind, yet they still piss you off so badly you want them to disappear for good.

"Damn, that guy is such a Wit sometimes."
"Sometimes my boyfriend is such a Wit to me, I wish he would just go away forever."

by RossDaBoss January 16, 2009

Witness

A person or someone who is choosing to stay sober around non-sober people and shares the highlights of the night with those of a short memory.

"You want to take a shot?"

"Naw, I'm going to be a witness tonight."

-or-

"Trying to hit this blunt?"

"I think I'll be a witness today."

by Mananayaw September 11, 2009

wit

Bitched version of the word with, commonly used by ethnic minorities in urban areas.

Is you chillin' wit da posse?

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

wit

In Shakespearean language, a slang term for the penis or libido.

'Zounds! His wit hath failed to arouse his mistress. Lo!

by Ben November 21, 2004

Wit

A duel form of we, quite literally meaning "We Two"

Wit will go to the supermarket when wit find our money

by Master of beargreen May 30, 2022