um.... Crazy Indians and hot guys...
this place is the fuckin' shit and yea...
the people rock....and you can go to the bars and get drunk w/ your parents..i would know i do it all the time!!!
this place is the fuckin' shit and yea...
the people rock....and you can go to the bars and get drunk w/ your parents..i would know i do it all the time!!!
by hurleyhoe December 1, 2007
Get the Wisconsinmug. Person one: "I'm throwing a crazy-ass party tonight! Bring the booze!"
Person two: "But we could get arrested."
Person one: "Nah man, it's Wisconsin! Plus, my uncle Joe will be there to supervise."
Person two: "Well why didn't you say so?! Let's get wasted!"
Person two: "But we could get arrested."
Person one: "Nah man, it's Wisconsin! Plus, my uncle Joe will be there to supervise."
Person two: "Well why didn't you say so?! Let's get wasted!"
by personfromwisco April 8, 2013
Get the Wisconsinmug. A state located in the north central united states that consumes copius amounts of alcohol and bratwurst. It constantly compares itself to its more sophisticated state to the west, Minnesota, but falls short in every category save for obesity. Wisconsinites come out in droves wearing blaze orange hunting gear with spongelike cheese hats to watch an equally pathetic football team known as the packers. Any objectivity regarding these packers is strongly discouraged. Women are measured in kilograms as to not embarrass them when weighing themselves next to women from other states weighing themselves in pounds. A typical night out for a Wisconsinite would include binge drinking, the combing of a mullet, and a shepherds pie.
by ozzystp March 29, 2012
Get the Wisconsinmug. by superme1025 April 21, 2011
Get the Wisconsinmug. The only place you can get frost bite and sun burn in the same day.
The only place the girls can put drink the guys
The place everyone hates but you learn to love
The only place the girls can put drink the guys
The place everyone hates but you learn to love
by Wiscogirl123 January 1, 2018
Get the Wisconsinmug. A state filled with bunch of small minded people who come off as though they’ve never left the state, let alone the country. Most Wisconsinites are people who are born, live and want to die here without never leaving. Don’t be a Wisconsin simpleton, be a go getter.
Teen from Wisconsin: I’m going to USC!
Wisconsin simpleton: Oh but you’re coming right back after you graduate of course!
Teen from Wisconsin: Hell no!
Wisconsin simpleton: Oh but you’re coming right back after you graduate of course!
Teen from Wisconsin: Hell no!
by Notjustasimpleton August 31, 2018
Get the Wisconsinmug. 1) A U.S. state located in the midwest with Illinois bordering it to the south, Iowa and Minnesota to the west and Michigan to the northeast.
2) An ideal breeding ground for assholes, stuck-up pricks, and overweight gluttons and alcoholics.
3) A cesspool of shit-brained peoples whose intelligence can be compared to that of a 4-year old, and the lifestyle equilvalent to the 1970's.
4) Home of persons brainwashed and born to believe their home state is the best based on the number of lakes, hills, and scenic tourist areas it offers. However, those that claim these to be home are still assholes, drunks, morbidly obese, and/or less intelligent that a rock.
5) Famous for its use of the term FIB which is used to describe people from Illinois even though Wiscosinites only have awareness of the Chicagoland area and not of the rest of the state, thus representing the people of Wisconsin as ignorant as they are stuck-up, dumb, drunk, and morbidly obese.
6) Home to a historically decent football team, the Green Bay Packers, in which the team is in an unfortunate situation by having fans who are stuck-up, dumb, drunk, and morbidly obese when most of the players (if not all) on the team are not originally from Wisconsin, making them completely opposite of their fans.
7) A state known for having its natives delirious based on their habits for being alcoholics, obese, and brainwashed assholes, meaning nothing any of them say can be taken to have any meaning.
2) An ideal breeding ground for assholes, stuck-up pricks, and overweight gluttons and alcoholics.
3) A cesspool of shit-brained peoples whose intelligence can be compared to that of a 4-year old, and the lifestyle equilvalent to the 1970's.
4) Home of persons brainwashed and born to believe their home state is the best based on the number of lakes, hills, and scenic tourist areas it offers. However, those that claim these to be home are still assholes, drunks, morbidly obese, and/or less intelligent that a rock.
5) Famous for its use of the term FIB which is used to describe people from Illinois even though Wiscosinites only have awareness of the Chicagoland area and not of the rest of the state, thus representing the people of Wisconsin as ignorant as they are stuck-up, dumb, drunk, and morbidly obese.
6) Home to a historically decent football team, the Green Bay Packers, in which the team is in an unfortunate situation by having fans who are stuck-up, dumb, drunk, and morbidly obese when most of the players (if not all) on the team are not originally from Wisconsin, making them completely opposite of their fans.
7) A state known for having its natives delirious based on their habits for being alcoholics, obese, and brainwashed assholes, meaning nothing any of them say can be taken to have any meaning.
Wisconsin is a fun place to go and it's beautiful to see, especially since I always feel good about myself for not being an alcoholic, asshole, or mobidly obese person.
Sure, I might be a FIB to those people from Wisconsin because I drive a little too fast, but at least I'm not known to be an alcoholic, asshole, or mobidly obese person.
Sure, I might be a FIB to those people from Wisconsin because I drive a little too fast, but at least I'm not known to be an alcoholic, asshole, or mobidly obese person.
by childofnox September 23, 2011
Get the Wisconsinmug.