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wiktard

A derisive term for a person whose only expertise on a subject comes from reading an article on Wikipedia.
"There's nothing in the Constitution that says we have to pay taxes. I read it on Wikipedia."

"Try doing some real research for a change, you wiktard!"
by Geoff Lilley December 9, 2008
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witorwitowski

A sandwich originated by 2 Fat guys from the Philadelphia area, probably the best sandwich in the world. Served by Gaul & Co. malthouse, It's a cheesesteak that consists of a Shaved kielbasa substitute for beef, smothered in Caramelized onions and house made Cooper cheese sauce. Featured on Food Network's Diner Drive inns and Dives with Guy Fieri in 2020. Everyone is America should try the witorwitowski.
Yo, were going up the street to Gaul Malt and grabbing a witorwitowski for dinner. You comin for one of them jawns?
by WooderJawnsfromthe '34 April 13, 2021
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Wiktoria

Emotional slut that everyone loves but she’s usually depresso expresso . She’s beautiful but annoying. Too smart it can piss you off . Amazing singer but she a hoe.
Delfina : WIKTORIA give me my fucking pen back !

Wiktoria: hahaha you fucking wish bitch
by netflixhoeb October 7, 2019
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Wiktoria

She is a b**** and no one loves her, she is nice and kind to everyone and very shy but when you get to know her, she is like your best mate ☺️ - ly cousin ...
Person a: have you met the new wiktoria girl?
Person b: she seemed like a b**** but when you get to know her, she’s like an angel :)
by Weronikathesexybishhhh November 27, 2019
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Dirty Wictor

When you fuck a sexy girl and then found out that it was your dad.
Boy 1. Helo how are you feling
Boy 2. Bad
Boy 1. Why bro?
Boy 2. I did a Dirty Wictor last week
Boy 1. That is fucking disgusting bro wtf.
by Moonligher31 November 22, 2021
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wiktory

A victory made with wikipedia; when something is proved to someone through the use of wikipedia.
Bob: "Alaska is totally part of Canada."

Fred: "No, dumbass, it's part of America!"

Bob: "For the last time...!"

Fred: "Let's wiki it."

Bob: "...fine."

...

Fred: "Look it's right there. Do you beleive me now?"

Bob: "Shit..."

Fred: "WIKTORY!!!"
by J_0 October 28, 2007
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Wiktoria Barcewicz

Born and raised in a bubble called Białystok in Poland, she is the polish version of (a) Becky. She grew up with a silver spoon in her mouth, so needless to say she's naive and thinks everything is made of sunlight and rainbows. She thinks she lights up people's lives and loves it when her friends call her sunshine. Truth is deep down her "besties" believe she has the dimmest future among all of them where she will be surrounded with fuckboys and VSCO girls. In fact, she is that cliché blonde girl in every movie who is so incredibly dumb that she can only think with her big, saggy tits.

She claims she can sing, but has the most annoying voice in the universe. She can't dance if her life depended on it either. She tilts her head everytime she jams to her favorite songs like a crack addict, which is pretty telling.

She tried becoming a consultant for a cosmetic line, which did not last long. It was a definite proof she is talentless no matter how much she calls it a success. Her IG page for the job couldn't gain any more than 100 followers. She didn't even earn that job, her amazing mom spoon feeds everything to her.

She has no personality and skill. She still lives with her parents at 21 and failed the entrance exam to her preferred University so she ended up going to UE.

A PSA from her "friends": we actually can't stand you. Please stop sucking up to us and calling all of us your best friends. Ooh na na eh, don't act like you know us.
1. Ms. Sienkiewicz, your friend Wiktoria Barcewicz was last seen at the beach looking like a tomato after trying to get a sun tan.

2. Hey dude, who's that sket with the wide ass manly shoulders?

Ah, that's Wiktoria. She wasn't invited to the party but here she is.

3. Wiktoria Barcewicz took part in debates, and her group would have won if her dumbass wasn't there. She wants to be a part of big committees, but doesn't have the set of skills for a leadership position so she just participates in activities as an ordinary student.
by kaliuchisluvrr July 13, 2020
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