Wifey Syndrome

When you really want a girlfriend.

Friend:"I cant stop thinking about her"

Me: "Mate you've got wifey syndrome"

by 69masteryeeter September 21, 2019

Back-Up Wife

A girl who you will become your wife if the two of you are single at a pre-determined age.

Robin: Let's make a pact, if we both turn 40 and we're both single..
Ted: Robin Scherbatsky, will you be my Back-Up Wife?
Robin: A girl always dreams of hearing those words. Yes, yes, a million times, yes!

by drewdaspot June 6, 2012

Wife bob

A hair style often resorted to by married women where the hair is cut very short. Most woman resort to this style of hair after they get married because they no longer have to impress anyone and don't want to deal with long hair anymore.

After 6 months of marriage my wife cut her hair into the classic wife bob. I don't like it.

by Double TTT May 11, 2014

Dua for husband wife relationship

Dua for husband wife relationship should be performed in this way-

First of all make fresh wuzu.
Perform this wazifa after the namaz of fazir.
Wear clean clothes.
Read Durood Shareef for 9 times.
Then read Surah Fateha for 5 times.
Then read this dua for husband and wife in Islam- Aallaaaahummaa Saalli aa Laaaa Muhaammaadin Waa aaaali Muhaammaad”.
After that again read Durood Shareef for nine times.
Then blow your breath on a glass of water.
Then give that glass of water to your husband for drinking.
After that make a dua to Allah SWT.
Insha Allah your relationship with your husband will become much better.
Do this dua for 15 days.
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Dua for husband wife relationship

by best islamic duas May 22, 2019

i have a wife

1) An apology, what man say to woman when he don't want to fuck
2) Porn film franchise, by Naughty America studio

Oh, you are so big and hard. -Sorry, I have a wife.

by dildo777 July 18, 2018

“Hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”

One of the best things Harry has said in a sidemen video.

When Harry says “hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”, it’s best that you don’t mess with Harry

by S/he’s just a friend November 25, 2020

Brads wife

1. A beautiful angel who gave the best 11 years of her life to cracker barrel only to be let go without reason on her husbands birthday.

2. The glue holding Cracker Barrel together

1. Dude 1: "Hey bru wanna hit up Cracker Barrel?"
Dude 2: "naaaa bra, it's become a cesspool of dispair since brads wife was let go"

2. Girl 1: "would you like to donate 1 dollar to a worthy cause?"

Girl 2: "what's the cause?"
Girl 1: "100,000 dollars to take Cracker Barrel to court In an attempt to bring the franchise to its knees and to bring justice to brads wife"
Girl 2: " let me just grab some change (runs to nearest ATM, takes out every last penny)

3. *Gets Facebook notification* "Brad invited you to like his Facebook page ""1,000,000 strong against Cracker Barrel, justice for brads wife"" *ends up in a finger cast for hitting "like" too many times*

by Princesshoops March 25, 2017