ass whooping 

It's not beating someone, but it is a form of assault. It's the action of whooping some ass. Whooping can mean hitting, so in simpler terms, hitting ass. But not in a sexual way.

Fred: Yo what's happening behind the school at 3?
Martha: I'm gonna give Michael the ass whooping of his life

ass whooping by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021

App-whoopin 

When your phone is smacked out of your hand because you’re in a conversation with someone and still on your phone.

I was talking to grandma while on instagram and got an App-whoopin.

App-whoopin by L1l_N1kk1 July 31, 2019

Syllabatic Ass Whooping 

A major spank down on your uncooperative kid where every word muttered by the parent (the spanker) is accompanied with a spank to the ass coresponding to the number of syllabils in the word just muttered to the kid (the spankee).

A Syllabatic Ass Whooping done to the sentence "Listen to me. You don't touch the toy at dinner."

(with a Syllabatic Ass Whooping, it looks like this:)

Lis(insert spank)ten(insert spank) to (insert spank) me (insert spank). You (insert spank) don't (insert spank) touch (insert spank) the (insert spank) toy (insert spank) at (insert spank) din(insert spank)ner(insert spank).

Syllabatic Ass Whooping by bmwgnome June 6, 2010

ass whoopin 

an ass kicking so bad that you failed at defending your self

Jordan came home from school crying, a kid two grades under him gave him a major ass whoopin at recess

major ass kicking

ass whoopin by zolo3527 May 18, 2010

whoopin shirt 

A shirt that is used to beat freshmen senseless, if they do not follow uper classmen orders

1. Do it one more time and we will bring out the whoopin shirt

2. Kathen Nolbus if you are late one more time, you get the whoopin shirt

whoopin shirt by TheBrooklynSteamer November 16, 2014

Whoopin' stick 

A stick used to spank people.

I hit him with my whoopin' stick!!!

Whoopin' stick by nilethe146 March 10, 2016

Whooping your goober 

The act of seriously cranking one out. Jacking off your fucking goober (penis) in excess. Once one begins to whoop their goober (typically around age 13) one cannot stop. Their goober stays in the state of needing to be whooped. Some may say whooping your goober is physically demanding, therefore, can be a very effective fitness alternative for males.

Rooster why where you whooping your goober to gay porn? Rooster replied: "Because it's epic!!!!!"

Whooping your goober by gooberwhooper January 20, 2023