White Man Syndrome (WMS) affects almost all white men.
A man with WMS is "always right," and will argue with you to the bitter end even if he doesn't have all the facts or is completely proven wrong. He will also find the need to criticize EVERYONE, whether they are close friends or strangers. In fact, a man with WMS loves criticizing complete strangers, and often embarrasses his friends by doing so, without a care.
Also, Most white men with WMS own hiking boots, even though they have absolutely no use for them whatsoever.
A man with WMS is "always right," and will argue with you to the bitter end even if he doesn't have all the facts or is completely proven wrong. He will also find the need to criticize EVERYONE, whether they are close friends or strangers. In fact, a man with WMS loves criticizing complete strangers, and often embarrasses his friends by doing so, without a care.
Also, Most white men with WMS own hiking boots, even though they have absolutely no use for them whatsoever.
"The sky is green, I don't know what you're talking about. Blue? Go make me a sandwhich." "Can't you calm your White Man Syndrome for two seconds?!?!"
by LeChickaN September 11, 2011
Get the White Man Syndromemug. When a white woman is so unaware of everything around her, she becomes a shell of a person; a plain old white woman.
From here on out, this woman has White Woman Syndrome, and she is completely, and totally oblivious to the world around her.
From here on out, this woman has White Woman Syndrome, and she is completely, and totally oblivious to the world around her.
*2 Men are playing basketball while one of the men's wife is watching from the porch.*
*Man makes a bank shot*
Man who made the shot: "Whooo, baby! Bankshot!"
Man who made the shot's wife: "What kind of shot was that babe?"
Man to his wife: "A bank shot, babe. I literally just said it."
Man's wife: "Interesting.
Other man: "What's wrong with your wife? Didn't she hear you?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "She has White Woman Syndrome. She just got it diagnosed."
Other man: "By who?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "The Urban dictionary. A friend referred me to this amazing definition I found."
Other man: "Thank god my wife doesn't have White Woman Syndrome!"
*Other man takes a shot*
*Man makes a bank shot*
Man who made the shot: "Whooo, baby! Bankshot!"
Man who made the shot's wife: "What kind of shot was that babe?"
Man to his wife: "A bank shot, babe. I literally just said it."
Man's wife: "Interesting.
Other man: "What's wrong with your wife? Didn't she hear you?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "She has White Woman Syndrome. She just got it diagnosed."
Other man: "By who?"
Man whose wife is sitting on the porch: "The Urban dictionary. A friend referred me to this amazing definition I found."
Other man: "Thank god my wife doesn't have White Woman Syndrome!"
*Other man takes a shot*
by stfuandreadmydefinitions July 5, 2022
Get the White Woman Syndromemug. White Boy Syndrome - A state of mind that finds one attracted to only caucasian males with stereotypical characteristics such as blue or green eyes, blonde or brunette coloured hair, a jawline more structured than one's own life, a hint of a beard (or in some cases, full on Chewbacca faces) and an overly-emotional side that tends to come out at night, preferably under the stars.
In some rare occasions, the object of attraction may be an ordinary caucasian with no striking features, but caucasian nonetheless.
In some rare occasions, the object of attraction may be an ordinary caucasian with no striking features, but caucasian nonetheless.
"Oh my God, he's so cute!"
"Who, that blonde guy?"
"Yes!"
"Eh. He's okay I guess."
"OH MY GOD! LOOK! There's another one beside that Volkswagen!"
"The brunette?"
*Hisses* "YESSSSSSSS"
"Honey, you've got a SERIOUS case of the White Boy Syndrome."
"I do not ha-- Lawd have mercy that one has BLUE EYES!"
*Sighs deeply* "C'mon, time to go."
"But he was just about to smile!"
"Who, that blonde guy?"
"Yes!"
"Eh. He's okay I guess."
"OH MY GOD! LOOK! There's another one beside that Volkswagen!"
"The brunette?"
*Hisses* "YESSSSSSSS"
"Honey, you've got a SERIOUS case of the White Boy Syndrome."
"I do not ha-- Lawd have mercy that one has BLUE EYES!"
*Sighs deeply* "C'mon, time to go."
"But he was just about to smile!"
by PopMyCherry April 15, 2016
Get the white boy syndromemug. The state of being superior/and or far more proficient in anything you do. This includes education, speech, morality, thought process, architecture, etc. In very rare cases, a POC can show minor symptoms of WMS but usually they adapt to the surrounding culture of their friends/ relatives and the symptoms subside.
"Did you notice how much cleaner and safer that neighborhood was? They must all have White Man Syndrome."
"Shaniqua actually began doing very well in school and got a part time job to help support her family. Seems like she should be checked for WMS and removed as to not infect any of her failing black friends/relatives"
"Have you noticed all of the great inventions and beautiful architecture was created by men with WMS?"
"Shaniqua actually began doing very well in school and got a part time job to help support her family. Seems like she should be checked for WMS and removed as to not infect any of her failing black friends/relatives"
"Have you noticed all of the great inventions and beautiful architecture was created by men with WMS?"
by Bin Doogle March 11, 2023
Get the White Man Syndromemug. n. A personality characteristic found in most males that lead them to:
1. rush to the aid of any female they see who appears in any form of distress.
2. Become attracted to said damsel in distress.
3. Follow the dying code of chivalry and generally act like a nice guy.
Also called young man's disease.
1. rush to the aid of any female they see who appears in any form of distress.
2. Become attracted to said damsel in distress.
3. Follow the dying code of chivalry and generally act like a nice guy.
Also called young man's disease.
by Andrew Radak October 6, 2005
Get the White Knight Syndromemug. by waliuigi December 18, 2019
Get the white man syndromemug. When people from the third world adopt everything western because they think that just because the white man got somethings right. than everything they wear, eat, do, is probably good for you.
When people from the third world copy everything they see on Hollywood Movies
When people from the third world copy everything they see on Hollywood Movies
Example 1:Chinese Mom to daughter: Go learn de englis. Daughter: why mom chinsese is the second spoken languange and I am an excellent student just got de accpetence in de Bejing university for de engineering.Chinese Mom: becuase wis out de englis you will never succeed in dis world. Daughter: Mom why are you acting like you have White Man Syndrome
Example 2: Arab Dad to daughter: Liyla where are you going and why are you dressed up all sluty I will not accept that.. Daughter: why are you always trying to control my life!.Dad : where are you going anyway?. Daughter: I am going out with ahmed .Dad: who the hell is ahmed?? Daughter : dont worry dad hes just my boyfreind Dad : WHAT! Daughter : dont worry dad He always uses a condom...Dad : Dafaq! my daughter has White Man Syndrome
Example 2: Arab Dad to daughter: Liyla where are you going and why are you dressed up all sluty I will not accept that.. Daughter: why are you always trying to control my life!.Dad : where are you going anyway?. Daughter: I am going out with ahmed .Dad: who the hell is ahmed?? Daughter : dont worry dad hes just my boyfreind Dad : WHAT! Daughter : dont worry dad He always uses a condom...Dad : Dafaq! my daughter has White Man Syndrome
by JOHN THE 2nd August 26, 2013
Get the White Man Syndromemug.