Whimper Noodle

A humanoid of diminished constitution which revels in its own lamentations of victimhood, devoid of any principles or moral compass.

I'd feel bad for them if they weren't such a goddamn whimper noodle!

by rivaledbynone November 14, 2023

whimpering sneezer

When ya sneeze sounding like you just whimpered. Usually if you're either a twink or sneeze like an anime girl

"Have ya heard how Reki sneezes!?"
"PFTT yeah, he's totally a whimpering sneezer"

by sigmaalphamale777 May 28, 2024

Whimper Audio

April 12th is the national “ sending your partner a whimper audio. ” No explanation needed.

Anyone: “ Hey, it's April 12th today. You know what that means! Send me a Whimper Audio ”

Their partner: “ Uhh, Alright.. ”

by Lemmehititfromtheback123ONG April 7, 2024

a heem heem whimper

An onomatopoeia meant to imitate the sound of sobbing or suppressed crying.
The term is mostly popular on Tumblr, which makes it a particularly "chronically online" way of expressing emotion. Using this term in real life or outside of certain online spaces will probably earn you odd looks and confusion.
It is also rarely spelled as "aheem heem whimper" or "ah heem heem whimper."

CrybabyCryptid420: "Pleeease suffocate me in your thighs"
FrogsInFishnets69: "No."
CrybabyCryptid420: "a heem heem whimper."

by guytheginger December 23, 2024

Whimper Audio Day

April 13th is international “ send your partner whimper audios. ” No explanation needed.

Anyone: “ Hey, look! It's National Whimper Audio day! Could you send me an audio please? ”

Their partner: “ Uhh, sure? ”

by Lemmehititfromtheback123ONG April 7, 2024