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Happy Wheels 

Probably the best online game ever.
Made by Jim Bonacci (and some done by Jason Schymick), who also made the (less known) game Divine Intervention.

As described by Jim himself, the goal of Happy Wheels is "personal victory at any expense". And that's exactly what it is; you ride on a vehicle and your goal is to get to the finish. You can lose all your limbs, your son, your own vehicle, as long as you make it to the finish alive.

It's free, just go to the site and you can play it. It's on totaljerkface.com

However, there are way too many copied and unoriginal levels, like: Rope Swings, Kill Justin Bieber, Fight Chuck Norris, Ragdoll (also known as "fall down"), Jet Fall, Weapon Throw, "Rate 5 too see random glitch", Glass Fall, WWE, Saw: The Game, Arrow/Harpoon Run, Zombie Kill, Don't Move/Heart Donation, HOT FREE SEX, and the recently invented: "Made for UberHaxorNova".
It's recommended to not play these at all, and if you accidently click on one, you should rate 0.

It gets uploaded once per one or two months.

The only thing that will prevend you from playing it, is Headache Puppy, because he does not approve of repetitive refreshing.
Guy 1: Hey dude have you seen the new featured level?
Guy 2: Yeah it's way better than all the Kill JB's.

Dude 1: Hey are you making your homework?
Dude 2: No I'm playing Happy Wheels.

Person 1: Hey.
Person 2: OH MY GOD HAPPY WHEELS IS UPDATED!!11!
Happy Wheels by DuxTape December 26, 2011
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Spinning my wheels 

Like a car stuck in mud, to spin one's wheels is to try to make progress, but get nowhere.
I sat down to write my term paper, but after three hours realized I was just spinning my wheels.

Nobhead on wheels 

A knobhead on wheels, is the kind of person, who drives round areas, usually with passengers. There are two types of nobhead on wheels. The conservative nobhead- This is the person who drives with 1 male passenger in the front, who usually, has his window down, and a tab out the window, and casually yells fuck off at people he passes. The semi-conservative nobhead- is the person who usually has a bunch of fat sluts, in the back, and a mate in the front. These drivers are usually on their way for a gangbang. The driver beeps their horn, and the sluts stick up fingers out of the back windows.
Tonight were the victim of a verbal attack, by a nobhead on wheels
Nobhead on wheels by Gaz April 8, 2005

WHEELS OFF 

manic big dick energy; out of control; unsteerable; no inhibitions; balls to the wall fun; outrageous behavior
she went through a break up and in the aftermath just went completely wheels off--doing whatever the fuck she wanted whenever she wanted and not giving a fuck what anybody thought.
WHEELS OFF by psychoinagoodway March 15, 2019

Willy on Wheels 

infamous vandal that vandalizes wikipedia by moving pages to the original title but with the addition of the phrase on wheels.
Willy on Wheels moved the page George W. Bush to George W. Bush on Wheels.
Willy on Wheels by Corn Flake November 11, 2008

pimp wheels 

The wheels real niggas use to cruise around town. Pimp wheels can be things like bikes without training wheels, or electric scooters. Often times you'll find real niggas pickin' up thots while on pimp wheels.
"Halla, nigga. We finna pick up that thot on our pimp wheels."
pimp wheels by MINECRAFTSLAYER199 January 12, 2018

hell on wheels 

Used to describe someone or something (maybe a pet) that is tough, aggressive and hard to handle.
My 17 year old daughter is hell on wheels - she comes and goes without permission.
hell on wheels by Bomni February 10, 2005