whitetard

a term used in anger toward a person of caucasian descent that acts in a very stupid manner; a mash-up of white and retard

My whitetard roommate puked in a crockpot and left it in the living room for two whole days.

by Mary Jo Wanna August 1, 2008

Whacktarded

The state of being extremely high, usually to the point where smoking additional marijuana will no longer be effective.

(Dude #1) Dude... what's up with Grandma? She didn't even realize she spilled bong water on herself.

(Dude #2 Cracking up) Ah, that's alright. She's whacktarded, let her have fun.

by MrPeepersNJ December 23, 2010

Waltard

Term used to describe any high-functioning-retard that may be found working in your local Walmart.

The Waltard stocking shelves was drooling all over the potato chips.

by Codacrawford July 6, 2010

Whitetard

A whitetard is someone who likes any kind of sound, music or melody made by Jack White.
Even if the songs or music are bad or strange a whitetard will always thinks that this is very good.

- Dude, I love that latest CD from the Dead Weather...

- I know man you are a whitetard anyway.

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- Hey Franky, will you go see the next concert of the Raconteurs at the Tweet Center?

- Of course Harry... you know I am a whitetard.

by jimmipage May 21, 2010

whoretard

A person, usually female, who is termed "easy" and still doesn't have the sense God gave a rock

Molly: Did you see the girl on Maury who tested twenty men and still didn't find her baby daddy?
Amy: What a whoretard!

by Humresdir May 5, 2011

whetard

A white n*gga R*tard.

Your such a whetard bro

by Suddenly Active September 2, 2024

Whoretard

A retarted whore who thinks they are the sh*t, but they’re just. Retarted.

That whoretard needs a real mirror.

by JustVi June 9, 2025