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Whack the slack

The act of slapping your penis on a hard object in order to achieve or sustain an erection, most often followed by masturbation.
Samson: "john, i know you were wanking in there but damn that took a while brah"
John: "well it is common knowledge that you must whack the slack before you can beat the meat"
by NathanReed May 15, 2013
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Whackers Face

"Shane's whackers face is very disruptive"
by StudBandit1 December 20, 2017
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bat whacking

When a guy beats off hanging upside down like a bat.
I can't believe you walked in on tony bat whacking
by Hayparty August 21, 2014
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dot whack

a dot whack is a round sticker affixed to a direct mail piece with a special offer. Alternately, it is a printed sticker with a cast drop shadow to simulate a stickerized dot whack.
"If you want the high impact – but not the cost – of a dot-whack sticker, tests have shown printed stickers can pull as well or better than stickers printed separately and machine affixed." - August 2002 issue of Target Marketing written by Pat Freisen.
by psoup_in_san antonio February 11, 2004
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whacker

any EMT, Firefighter, Rescue worker who enjoys his job simply for the pleasures of:

A - Hearing their own voice on the radio
B - Using the lights and sirens on the ambulance/firetruck
C - Using lights and sirens on their personal vehicle
D - A lifetime subscription to Galls because of the sheer amount of stuff ordered from them
E - Having more stuff on their work belt then Batman
F - Only showing up (whether they were dispatched or not) for 'good' calls (car rollovers, structure fires, High angle rescues)
He is such a frikin' whacker!
by Dave K December 6, 2003
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whacking up

I saw Steve whacking up, he used a dirty needle, his been injecting drugs now for a year
by mitch00uk April 12, 2015
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caddy whack

An addition to the popular car game, in which if a cadillac is seen whoever sees it first gets to slap a surrounding passenger yelling "Caddy-whack."
Maria:(sees a PT Cruiser and yells) "cruiser bruiser!" (punching her passenger.)
Jesus:(sees a station wagon with wood detailing and yells) "Woodie!" (slaps Maria back)
Maria: (sees a cadillac and clocks Jesus while yelling) "Caddy Whack BITCH!"
by Maria "one hug only" C. June 11, 2008
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