werewolf fishing

when you are fingering a hairy girl and when you pull out, you have gunk on your fingers.

bro, i was with this italian girl last night right, and ended up with nast gunk on my hand. -sounds like someone went werewolf fishing

by woah wait a sec. April 13, 2011

internet werewolf

An Internet werewolf is generally a very nice well tempered person who can rage in such a fashion over any medium that it resembles the transformation of a man into a werewolf.

Earlier that day:
Regular guy: Agh.. I love you guys, This is great. Our mine craft statue of abe lincoln will be the best thing ever!
Regular Guys Friend: Yeah man I agree! this is so fun!! I can't wait till we're done man.
Regular guy: ok man! I gotta go have lunch, I'll be back soon though so don't go anywhere!
Friend: OK! SURE THING FRIEND!

Post-Transformation:

Werewolf: YOU MOTHER FUCKING WHORE WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT TO MY FUCKING MINECRAFT STATUE AGHHH FUCK IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!111!!!11!!!!

Lost friend: SHEESH MAN.. why you gotta be such a werewolf!! dude calm down it's only a game

Werewolf: PREPARE TO DIEEEE MOTHERFUCKERRR!!

Former friend: sheesh man calm down.. or I'll have to go get my supply of wolfsbane..

Werewolf: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVVVVE!!!!11!!!!!!1!!

Soon to be dead friend: dude.. I never thought you would be such a douche.. we were such great friends.. why you gotta go and be so internet werewolf on me and ROAR all up in my face :'(

by ShadowLing October 27, 2014

werewolf poop

The kind of shit that you take in the morning after waking up, and have no idea how it's so massive and beastly.

Wow, what a werewolf poop.

I had a werewolf poop this morning, even though my diet has zero fibre in it.

by ComeFindMePip September 12, 2014

Werewolf

A human that has the ability to turn to a wolf. Some have ears and tails of a wolf while others fully hide it.

Wow a werewolf! I wonder if it will transform

by KattiTheNeko May 5, 2017

werewolf johnson

That one fucking guy on your dorm floor who doesn't speak to anyone but is somehow always in and out of the elevators. He looks slightly intimidating but in reality is probably a really socially awkward guy who you should really reach out to.

"Bro look, it's that werewolf johnson who lives on our floor!"
"I wonder what he does all day..."

by The Legendary PB Bunkcus November 14, 2019

Under-Werewolf

A person with excess body hair wearing only underwear usually resembling Michael J Fox from Teen Wolf. It is assumed that the Under-werewolf possesses special powers so they are generally feared.

"Dude, did you see the Under-werewolf in the locker room at the gym?" asked Bob.

"Yeah, I was scared for my life...I got out of there quick because I didn't feel like getting my face ripped off today." replied a trembling Steve.

by archyis July 31, 2009

werewolf movies

Movies about werewolves that retarded kids like to make.

Retarded kid: "I like to make werewolf MOVIES!"

by Duvalis November 19, 2007