joe weller

An English youtuber who makes funny videos of public pranking, ghost hunting, etc. Also has created 4 popular music videos. Calls his fans as the 'Buxton Army'

John: Dude, did you listen to that Joe weller's new song Ronaldo Chop?

Jack: Yeah Bro, it is Hilarious AF!

by That_Cringe! April 9, 2017

Wellen

Describing someone who will go mute and/or paralyzed at the mere scent of alcohol within a five mile radius. Because of this, they one who fits this description will generally aspire to become the most vigilant risk manager of all time.

Person 1: As soon as someone opened the bottle of 151, Jeff immediately went mute and cuddled the trash can for three hours, and it scared him so much he now runs risk management for the every frat on campus.

Person 2: Typical wellen move. But Jeff is so wellen, so it isn't that shocking.

by Bros Bros Bros(not jeff) September 27, 2010

Wellesley chop

The short haircut that many girls decide to get when they first come to Wellesley College, a private womens' liberal arts school. Some associate this trend with the school's high queer population (many students come out upon arriving at Wellesley), the fact that long hair is difficult to take care of, no longer having to impress men in an all-female environment, or because the other women played with their hair too much.

Dude, did you see Ana? She totally went for the Wellesley chop!

by modernvoid January 16, 2009

Wellesley College

A chick school outside of Boston. Its most famous alum is Hilary Rodham Clinton, need I say more? Wellesley chicks are in a class of their own, just ask the boys from Harvard and MIT

Wait, she has a kick ass career and married the cutest boy from Harvard?
Oh she went to Wellesley...

by BS May 13, 2005

Orson Welles

The showman responsible for “Citizen Kane” (1941). His movies, interviews, and stories present an artist of enormous creativity and uncompromising personal vision. Though he was a child prodigy before becoming a theatrical/radio pioneer, he reached legendary status as a cinematic visionary. After “Kane,” he spent much of his life hustling the Hollywood system, fighting studio executives, being a glutton, travelling the world, appearing in commercials, narrating movies, acting, scrounging for money to direct low-budget works of cinematic brilliance, and leading a life that countless scholars, critics, directors, actors, students and movie lovers strive to fully grasp. Failing to do so, these individuals settle for the abundance of inspiration that one can draw from the enigma of Orson Welles.

Some of Orson Welles's finest movies are his lesser-known works: “The Trial” (1962), “Chimes at Midnight” (1965), and “F for Fake” (1974).

by beaucoupjosue March 27, 2009

Wellfair

A large extravagant gathering featuring all of todays hottest hobbies and most expensive activities. Free food, alcohol and gifts. Sponsored by you and I, invites will include prisoners, lazy savages, homeless folks with clothing more expensive than ours, crack heads and their children and people who just don't feel like working.

Im proud that $5 of my hard earned paycheck is donated to this years Wellfair.

"Mommy, can I ride the Porsche at the Wellfair?" "Of course son, as long as you eat up all of your vegetables that mommy got for free"

by TASHAK December 30, 2013

Wellesley

An extremely rich town outside of Boston. Almost no black people live there. Everyone in Wellesley is a prep. Outfits usually consist of Eliza B's, Lacoste shirts, and Juicy Couture for teenage girls. Most older women wear Lily Pulitzer. The hott guys wear Abercrombie&Fitch. The houses are huge, and if they're less than 2 million dollars, they probably only have 7 floors instead of 8.

"You're so rich and preppy, I bet you're from Wellesley..."

by imaprep May 25, 2005