Wellfair

A large extravagant gathering featuring all of todays hottest hobbies and most expensive activities. Free food, alcohol and gifts. Sponsored by you and I, invites will include prisoners, lazy savages, homeless folks with clothing more expensive than ours, crack heads and their children and people who just don't feel like working.

Im proud that $5 of my hard earned paycheck is donated to this years Wellfair.

"Mommy, can I ride the Porsche at the Wellfair?" "Of course son, as long as you eat up all of your vegetables that mommy got for free"

by TASHAK December 30, 2013

Welfairy

A person that is living on Welfare and tries to live a Ghetto Fabulous Fantasy. Living in a trailer park on Welfare does not make you Jay-Z.

Did she really just spend her entire welfare check on rims for her 1985 Brown van. She is such a Welfairy.

by McBluffin May 22, 2011

welfair

Something Blacks, spics, and all you orientals use because your to lazy to get a job, nevermind about orientals because you all own 7-11's

Where's the best place to hide a black mans welfair check?
Under his work boots of course.

by Erikbroyo January 9, 2008

hellth, wellfare, and moreals

What da powers-dat-be feel would be in jeopardy if a child was allowed to occupy an excessive number of deep water-seeking shafts drilled/dug down into da earth.

Home-taught student: Da snooty public school officials stated dat da dey were concerned dat my "hellth, wellfare, and moreals" would be in jeopardy if I was allowed to stay home and receive my tutelage there, but DAT was a BIG laugh... as cruelly and unfairly as I had been being treated in school, it appeared dat da stated-but-not-actually-existing-at-home hazard was in reality MORE likely present AT DA SCHOOL... in other words, I always felt like I was indeed in a major "hell-hole" --- i.e., in a deep "well" --- while attending classes there, and I definitely felt that way a lot "more" often in public school than I did at any time while I was being home-schooled!

by QuacksO December 26, 2021