After gently violating the vaginal orifice, the woman clitoris is violently ravished through means of digital or oral stimulation, causing a plethera of ejaculate.
by TASHAK March 16, 2016
When a man urinates on his nutsack due to having an extremely small penis. The urine flows through the awkward crease between a males testicles that is formed by the skin of the scrotum.
In other words, you cockola is too short to refrain from pissing on your nuts. Therefor causing the piss funnel.
In other words, you cockola is too short to refrain from pissing on your nuts. Therefor causing the piss funnel.
"After getting stung by a jellyfish I really needed someone to piss all over my leg. I preferred not to get piss anywhere else except my leg. Thank God Tom came to the rescue with his piss funnel(small cockola) and provided a neat single stream with no splatter." Thanks Tom.
by TASHAK December 31, 2013
A large extravagant gathering featuring all of todays hottest hobbies and most expensive activities. Free food, alcohol and gifts. Sponsored by you and I, invites will include prisoners, lazy savages, homeless folks with clothing more expensive than ours, crack heads and their children and people who just don't feel like working.
Im proud that $5 of my hard earned paycheck is donated to this years Wellfair.
"Mommy, can I ride the Porsche at the Wellfair?" "Of course son, as long as you eat up all of your vegetables that mommy got for free"
"Mommy, can I ride the Porsche at the Wellfair?" "Of course son, as long as you eat up all of your vegetables that mommy got for free"
by TASHAK December 31, 2013