the ween

a sexually transmitted disease given to men that makes their cock grow extremely large then shrink so it looks like a chode. their balls also tend to swell and feel tender. in some cases it results in blueballs. this is transmitted normally by a girl by the name of christine, but can be given by one of her multiple partners.

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dude, ur dick is so small!

i know, i did a chick named christine last night...

dude, you have the WEEN!!!!!!!!!

by hanner.... BABABAB January 26, 2008

Weens

Weens are wannabe internet trolls. The term is taken from the corruption of the word ''Epic Win''. Weens try to recreate the doings of actual trolls, unable to realize there is much manipulation and planning behind the scenes so trolls get the reactions they want. Most of the results turn out to just mildly annoy our victim and that's it. Most weens are unfunny kids who crave attention

''Don't talk to them, they are weens. They'll grow out of it''

by Yūno August 16, 2021

Weene

Someone who often has orgasms while reading poetry.

There was a weene having an orgasm.

by AppleKermit January 14, 2019

ween

best band ever

i love ween

by JM99 Official September 27, 2023

ween

to rub your dick against another man to make him move or get out of your way

i weened charlie so he would get out of the lunch line

by Exageran August 2, 2006

ween

A abbreviation for weiner.

Also: Super-ween, weinery biscuit.

Man, that kid's such a ween!

by barry December 12, 2003

Weens

A really beautiful penis that is large as well.

Bigness, I love your weens. Can I see it again?

by Done_asking December 15, 2018