farmville weasel

A person on Facebook who sends you a friend request for the sole purpose of expanding their farm on Farmville. Farmville is a social networking game on Facebook that is absolutely annoying. People who play it are constantly messing up your wall with all sorts of bullshit about how they need you to come over and help on your farm. Which you could give a fat rats ass about.

Hey man I saw where you are playing Farmville. Yep. Dude you are messing up my wall. Oh I am sorry but are you going to be my neighbor on Farmville? No you are nothing but a Farmville weasel.

by pantyteamaster October 23, 2010

boot weasel

A U.S. Army term for a person who will point out how fucked up your boots and uniform are. But in contrast their uniform and boots are worse than yours. This type of person is either a supervisor or a peer. Often associated with spot light rangers.

Hey man where the hell are you going we are supposed to be in the motorpool. Well the boot weasel caught me at the gate this morning and pointed out in front of the Sergeant Major that my boots were fucked up. So now I have to go to Mount Olympus this afternoon to show him that I am really squared away. Well it sounds to me that the boot weasel pulled out his ball bag musket and put his balls in your mouth. No man it felt like doing the hamstring stretch standing while someone put their vein laden meat pipe in my ass.

by pantyteamaster August 9, 2010

Weasel Hole

to expose one's male genitalia through the opening of a short or boxer leg

"When Liz was sunbathing, Ryan stood over her and gave her the Weasel Hole."

alternate: "Liz got weasel holed."

by Danblue June 7, 2005

Koe Wetzel

A man with a beautiful voice and great cutoff jeans. This man also drinks literally every day of his life.

Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life

Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?

Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!

by T~$w@G July 29, 2018

Weasel Beater

A jerky meat stick, such as a Slim Jim

I prefer the jumbo weasel beaters over the regular ones.

by WeaselBeater November 29, 2019

Garden Weasel

Verb.
1) The sex act that involves crossing the middle finger over the index finger and simultaneously crossing the ring finger and the little finger. Once completed, the garden weasel is inserted into a woman's vagina and ass.

Guy 1: "So last night I finally got the courage to try the garden weasel on Beth.."
Guy 2: "Really?? How'd that go for you? "
Guy 1: " She screamed and then karate kicked me in the balls." "I think I'll wait a week to try it again."

Guy 2: " Sweet."

by Croy33 March 9, 2017

rusty brown weasel

Applying guacamole to one's partner's landing strip, letting it sit for half an hour, then eating the browned delicacy.

Yo, last night I straight up gave LaDasha a rusty brown weasel... She literally shat herself when she came.

by Sleepless in Madrid July 25, 2016