by Gaming Fan Rio September 17, 2020
Get the Wrist Waters on my Neck mug.A public pool, or any small, manmade enclosed body of water really (i.e., wave pools, hotel pools, country club pools, jacuzzis) in which a high concentration of kids or drunk peoples might cause one or more sharts to attack otherwise innocent swimmers. Upon observation of such potential threat, a hummed Jaws theme may follow...
Slow thinking dude post-cannonball into the pool: Hey babe, jump in the pool! The water feels great!
Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net
Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net
by GR-44 November 5, 2015
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The sexual move where the girl straddles the mans face arches back and pours an alcoholic beverage down her chest over her vagina and into his mouth.
by Lord of the Tounge December 28, 2010
Get the Italian Waterslide mug.Last night I was going down on Sally and I was hit by a Juneau Watershed - it flushed a contact lens right out of my eye!
by Mr. Make-It-Rain-On-Them-Hoes April 28, 2010
Get the Juneau Watershed mug.by AbominableMonkey December 28, 2011
Get the Jeff Waters mug.pants that are unintentionally short in the hem. you can wear them in a flood and they won't get wet.
aka floods
aka floods
by vexo ergo sum June 6, 2003
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