Wrist Waters on my Neck

When Sega is a wreck.

"Wrist waters on my neck, Sega is a wreck."

by Gaming Fan Rio September 17, 2020

shart infested waters

A public pool, or any small, manmade enclosed body of water really (i.e., wave pools, hotel pools, country club pools, jacuzzis) in which a high concentration of kids or drunk peoples might cause one or more sharts to attack otherwise innocent swimmers. Upon observation of such potential threat, a hummed Jaws theme may follow...

Slow thinking dude post-cannonball into the pool: Hey babe, jump in the pool! The water feels great!

Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net

by GR-44 November 5, 2015

Italian Waterslide

The sexual move where the girl straddles the mans face arches back and pours an alcoholic beverage down her chest over her vagina and into his mouth.

Last night Mark was thirsty so I gave him an Italian Waterslide

by Lord of the Tounge December 28, 2010

Juneau Watershed

When you are performing cunnilingus on a pregnant woman and her water breaks.

Last night I was going down on Sally and I was hit by a Juneau Watershed - it flushed a contact lens right out of my eye!

by Mr. Make-It-Rain-On-Them-Hoes April 28, 2010

Jeff Waters

The greatest thrash/speed metal guitarist ever. Guitarist and genius behind Annihilator.

Jeff Waters has the heaviest guitar riffs ever.

by AbominableMonkey December 28, 2011

wateva

Slang term for Whatever

Say wateva u like i dont care

by Jbx December 6, 2004

high waters

pants that are unintentionally short in the hem. you can wear them in a flood and they won't get wet.
aka floods

those hand-me-down pants don't fit -- they're highwaters.

by vexo ergo sum June 6, 2003