wanking ears

'Wanking ears' is the expression for the vastly increased sensitivity of one's hearing while they are masturbating. This is a protection system so that no-one will walk in on you while masturbating, which could be an extremely embarrassing experience. Even the slightest footsteps out in the hallway will be picked up by your "wanking ears", and by the time this person comes into the room, should they decide to, you will have had time to close down the pornographic website/video you were watching, and zip up your jeans.

Similar to beer goggles, which is the effect of alcohol on sight, this is the effect of masturbation on auditory awareness.

<Pete> brb, wank
<Dave> isn't your mum in?
<Pete> it's ok, my wanking ears will protect me

by Strach May 16, 2006

Pentatonic Wanking

Overuse of the pentatonic scale in music . The definition of SHITTY GUITAR SOLOS

One by metallica is a good song, but the solo is just pentatonic wanking and fucking tapping

by Knibnobber February 10, 2015

Wandile

Wandile can be defined as someone who doesn't wanna work for someone else. He is extremely street smart and he has that one sexiest and realest girl that he doesn't ever wanna lose and she's also wanted by everyone in the hood but she's loyal for sure. Wandile can also be defined as a dangerous man at time when it comes to his side business but he definitely has the greatest personality and respect everyone around him.

Wandile

by CARDI 3 November 4, 2021

Wangitis

The act of being wango/floppy.

Brian gets wangitis when he's tired

by wangitistype2 April 2, 2017

Pan wanking

When cooking, you shake the pan backwards and forwards to stir or shake the contents without the use of a utensil.

Mostly done by chefs

"need a spoon?"
"no thanks, i'm happy pan wanking."

by Blue_devil February 28, 2009

wangifying

The process of replacing innocuous words in popular media with another (sometimes) related sexual term. The most widespread example of said process is the replacing of "wand" with "wang" in the Harry Potter books. Another widely known instance is replacing "fairy" with "penis" and "Great Deku Tree" with "vagina" in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

"Harry looked down at his own wang. he could see finger marks all over it. He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks shot out the end of it. Fleur gave him a very patronizing look, and he desisted." (A passage after undergoing wangifying)

"Kathryn spent Saturday night wangifying the 6th Harry Potter book instead of doing her homework."

by Steven Hopkins September 18, 2006

Wanking Time

A period of time in a day, or over multiple days, designated specifically for premeditated wanking. Often used by, and possibly invented by the British. Is more sophisticated than random wanking because of a longer period of time for preperation and clean-up.

"Sorry but in less than an hour its wanking time, I just can't meet with you today"

by nubcake October 16, 2006