Phone-Wanking 

When you shove your phone in your boxers, so that when someone rings or texts you, your phone vibrates giving you a nice feeling. This can also make you hav an errection. For girls if you put it near or in your pussy then you can also have enjoyment.

Eg1
man that girl is hot she was phone-wanking me all last night! Man I got soo horny, I got a massive errection.
Eg2
wow I was being phone-wanked last night by a reli hot guy!

Phone-Wanking by Josh ;) February 12, 2009

browser wanking 

A web design term that refers to the act of repeatedly resizing ones browser to observe a website's design responding to changes in browser dimension; e.g. emulating the experience of viewing the site on a mobile browser. May produce feelings of pleasure and/or guilt.

You should try browser wanking on Urban Dictionary. Very responsive.

browser wanking by Little Sammy B September 19, 2014

wanking ears 

'Wanking ears' is the expression for the vastly increased sensitivity of one's hearing while they are masturbating. This is a protection system so that no-one will walk in on you while masturbating, which could be an extremely embarrassing experience. Even the slightest footsteps out in the hallway will be picked up by your "wanking ears", and by the time this person comes into the room, should they decide to, you will have had time to close down the pornographic website/video you were watching, and zip up your jeans.

Similar to beer goggles, which is the effect of alcohol on sight, this is the effect of masturbation on auditory awareness.

<Pete> brb, wank
<Dave> isn't your mum in?
<Pete> it's ok, my wanking ears will protect me

wanking ears by Strach May 16, 2006

Pentatonic Wanking 

Overuse of the pentatonic scale in music . The definition of SHITTY GUITAR SOLOS

One by metallica is a good song, but the solo is just pentatonic wanking and fucking tapping

Pentatonic Wanking by Knibnobber February 10, 2015

regular walkin' 

Opposite of fancy walkin'

The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'!

regular walkin' by Iowa dogg July 1, 2005

Pan wanking 

When cooking, you shake the pan backwards and forwards to stir or shake the contents without the use of a utensil.

Mostly done by chefs

"need a spoon?"
"no thanks, i'm happy pan wanking."

Pan wanking by Blue_devil February 28, 2009

Wanking Time 

A period of time in a day, or over multiple days, designated specifically for premeditated wanking. Often used by, and possibly invented by the British. Is more sophisticated than random wanking because of a longer period of time for preperation and clean-up.

"Sorry but in less than an hour its wanking time, I just can't meet with you today"

Wanking Time by nubcake October 16, 2006