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swag wagger

a prostitute who walks the street looking for customers
Damn that guh must be a swag wagger up in them skimpy clothes like that!
by Skeebe March 22, 2008
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waggered

If you are walking home, after a heavy night drinking having been in the same pub from mid afternoon until chuck out time at 11.20pm and you are completely unable to walk in a straight line and constantly veering into the centre of the road from the pavement, yet in the morning you have no hangover and remember getting home, then you are said to be waggered. Generally one of the most pleasant stages of drunken behaviour.

The word waggered comes from a mixture of stagger and wasted.
After a dozen pints last night, I was waggered.
by The Golden Turnip August 7, 2004
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wienie wagger

Bubba made a $20 wienie wagger(sic) that he could blowtorch his pubic hair off with a bottle of mapp gas before he went in to get his vasectomy hoping to avoid having to shave and to help pay for the procedure...little knowing that his friends would have paid for the entire cost of the operation to ensure he never bred.
by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003
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douche-wagger

What you call someone when the person is completely talking out their ass.
*Jeb- Neil, you're a total douche-wagger. You have no idea what your talking about!

*Neil- **cries**
by H.W January 25, 2009
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tally wagger

Penis, Dick, Cock, Slong, Wong, Wang
by Info June 8, 2003
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wienie wagger

Darryl commiserated on the hard and difficult life of a wienie wagger...just last night he went into a bar called the "Queen Bee" and flashed his johnson with tragic and traumatic results...how could he have known it was a rough trade gay bar?
by harry flashman August 12, 2003
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waggers

name given to breasts of a large size with a lot of bounce
she had very nice waggers ,let me see you waggers
by espee May 13, 2005
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