Wiff waff

Elmer Fudd's pronunciation of the term "riff raff."

"I wiwl cwear the forwest of wiff waff wike that wascawy wabbit, huhuhuhuhuh."

by Matt February 17, 2007

Bag of Waff

Referring to something underwhelming. Waff being anything found on the inside of a bagpipe, inc air, mucous, irnbru and dribble. Underwhelming, flaccid or disappointing. Waff.

‘What a bag of Waff.’ Complained Sheila, when Stuart just couldn’t produce the goods.

by GeoffPower January 3, 2021

Wiff waff

bullshit stories.

Don't be comin up in here with all yo wiff waff.

by martay the partay September 20, 2003

Le maison du waff-el

A breakfast spot for classy rednecks. How French-speaking truck drivers refer to the Waffle House restaurant.

Get in the truck baby. We're gonna go eat at le maison du waff-el. You can even get extra hashbrowns if you want. And maybe we'll plan our wedding there if it's alright with your momma.

by G-Mann June 19, 2019

baggy waff

A loose vaginas

That girls got a baggy waff lol

by Bj ippy February 27, 2017

Wiffed on the waff

An immediate score on a kickoff, drop, or scrum.

As soon as the game started they got wiffed on the waff.

by WolfMerrik August 20, 2021

Waff off

less offensive form of "fuck off" used around upminster, romford and some other parts of london. originated by a group of cooperians in the early 80's and spreading into london through the ernst and whinney class of 83, rapidly gaining popularity. seems to have died out although it is sometimes heard in hong kong.

oi, shitbag, yeah you with the face like a monkey's armpit, waff off before i put a unit in your face, you big toerag!

by coopersplonker1 October 7, 2011