work

work is a drug
it could be crack or cocaine

I'm bout 2 go sel dis work real fast I b back.

by Kiki aka Baldhead May 2, 2005

work

Surfing the web while getting paid

Aanadas was hard at work surfing one handed

by Raish June 17, 2004

Work

Work by Joshua Jones – a word, an entity, a being created at the beginning of time which require individuals or organizations to accomplish tasks, for a reward, that others do not want to do. It creates a monogamist approach to our minds where we are forced to enter the office and perform a single task over and over again, or until facebook or a stupid computer games pries away from another meaningless duty, limiting our independent thought to that of a simple machine. An escape from your wife, an underpaid way to pass time, a place to make single serving friends, some of which you talk badly about behind their backs cause they simply suck, all because we want material items that we can use for (hopefully) 48 carefree hours known as the weekend. Even better, a place to beat the system, make the money, use it to get drunk, get laid, and buy things for the now, and take 4 day weekends because the office thinks you’re on important meetings… I’m good at the work I choose to do.

to the office: I have work alllll weeekend
to your friends: I will be in Vegas from Thursday to Monday doing work blowing my savings

by Jonesey23 September 24, 2009

work

Refers to a supply of contraband to be sold for profit. Distinguished from "stash" or "personal", in that "work" is usually only sold and often consists of a lower quality product.

"Its rainy days if we don't move all our work"
- Lil' Flip

by DrHavoc May 21, 2004

work

(noun)

A false statement, an intentionally contrived lie, a hose (opposite of shoot).

(verb)

To work: The act of making a false statement or representation. Generally, with the intention of misleading the intended audience.

(noun)
Is that Paris Hilton sex video a work, or a shoot?

(verb)
"Don't let all the marks work you into a shoot" -Hollywood Hulk Hogan

by Zor Prime November 22, 2003

work

To perform intercourse with a woman, especially upon one who was previously unkown

Did you see that honey at the bar? I worked her silly last weekend.

by Big Steve September 10, 2003

Work

Something that separates you from the norm of lazy assholes. It is a task you must do that supposedly sticks to a fixed schedule when really it doesn't, and keeps you from communicating with any friends for long periods of time.

It also provides a solution to the awkwardness when someone stalking you wishes to call you, because you can't pick up your cell phone.

"Why'd you call me so much? I was at work."

"Well, did you wanna go to dinner tomorrow? We co--"

"I can't. I work. You know, that thing I was doing when you called me repeatedly and I didn't answer?"

by Wok_n_Roller August 27, 2009