woodpecker

As the chick licks on your nuts, peck her forehead with your dick

by Sticky April 4, 2003

Cincinnati Woodpecker

When a woman with a tracheal stoma deep throats and tickles the head of the penis through the stoma. The womans finger going in and out of the stoma looks like a Woodpeck Pecking at a branch.

I was going to give her a Cincinnati Bw Toe, but I changed my mond and gave her a Cincinnati Woodpecker instead.

by Dan L. May 17, 2006

talking like a physic woodpecker

To talk non stop about anything or nothing

Man I was in line the other day to buy a concert ticket behind this guy who was talking like a physic woodpecker.

by vicioushemi February 15, 2010

Woodpecker

When you mistakenly send a text, email, or IM of questionable appropriateness to the wrong person or group of people, who may or may not be OK with it.

In the business meeting, my boss made the comment "This is just too long and hard." Thinking it was to my buddies' group text, I woodpeckered "That's what she said" to my female peer. That got me a talking to by HR.

by Woodpecker Strong April 22, 2021

Woody Woodpeckered

Being verbally and mentally harassed every 30 seconds, much like Woody Woodpecker when he is drilling into a tree.

Dr: Chris did you get that done?!
Chris: Working on it now
Dr(1.2 seconds later): Is it done yet?!
Chris : You haven't left my office
Dr: Ok I'll check later
Dr(24 seconds later returns) : Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Is it DONE YET?!?
Chris: It would be if I was not getting Woody Woodpeckered to death!

by crippus2 February 18, 2015

The Woodpecker

When your significant other wakes you up at night with a hard on while spooning...

The Woodpecker made an appearance last night, it must have been a good dream...

by D's wife May 26, 2019

Woodpecker

A woodpecker is when a highly skilled slut blows a tiny dick. She moves with such a fast movement it looks like a damn woodpecker.

"Dude, I heard Tommy got woodpeckered by that bitch Alyssa."

by aidanmotos June 10, 2015