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french wallop

The act of ejaculating on a baguette, inserting it into your partner's rectum using a roofing hammer, then shouting "Voilá" *chefs kiss*
Jacque: "I gave me sœur a French wallop last night, it was très magnifique!"
by Mintedmushypeas November 20, 2020
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walloping

a severe malicious beating handed out by an enraged P-UNIT soldier.
If you see a street villian with a pink bandana around his face, chances are somebody has or is about to recieve a walloping.
by Sheik November 17, 2003
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Wolophant

A wild Wolophant approaches. May appear to be one of those Pokémon things from that Zelda game: Breath of the Wolophant.
1) Look a wild Wolophant!
2) You must be careful near metal poles the natural habitat of a Wolophant
by J123457 August 29, 2021
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Woodsfield Wallop

Similar to a donkey punch, but usually performed with a family member. The male has inbred sex with a 1st cousin or closer relation & as he ejaculates, punches said family member in the back of the head. In some cases, also followed with a Cleveland Steamer for good measure.
Q - What the hell is wrong with those cross eyed kids down the street?

A - Oh nothing, their mom just got Woodsfield Wallopped by her cousin Jim Bob.
by Poopy McPoopwell February 20, 2013
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wall walloping

the act of "walloping" a persons facebook wall, or perhaps their myspace wall. typically involves a large group of people, who simultaneously comment on one wall post, event, or activity of one of their friends. the group continues to do so until the notifications for the person being walloped reach about 100. followed by a victorious fist pump by all involved, excluding the individual who was walloped
Some guys wall walloped my facebook, and now my computer is frozen.

"Dude, we need to do some serious wall walloping today"
by littlejohn12345 April 6, 2010
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hot wallop

it is a sock that is stuffed with shit
you take a shit in a sock and then slap someone across the face with the hot wallop
by kyle d fleming March 4, 2008
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Wollongong

Main city in Australia, south of Sydney, that did indeed used to be nice, but is now swarming/over-crowded with wogs, racists, and tools. Featured attractions include:
The Cancer cluster at Port Kembla.
Australia's primary heroin import docks, also in Port Kembla.
The resident heroin junkies at Crown Street Mall.
The resident heroin junkies at Denison Street.
The resident heroin junkies at New Dapto Road.
A large demonic portal that channels all the corruption of the world and distils it in the form of the Local Council.
A smaller demonic portal, also channeling corruption, but funnelling it towards the monopoly that owns every single nightclub in the town, with the exception of one on Crown St, which is soon to be demolished by aforementioned monopoly anyhow (by order of aforementioned corrupt Council).
Cute girl from Sydney: "Where are you from"
Guy from Wollongong: "Wollongong"
Cute girl from Sydney: <runs in the opposite direction>
by e_i_pi March 9, 2008
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