Wilf

Like a Milf, but for witches.
There are in fact quite a large number of these:
Sabrina the teenage Witch
Nicole Kidman in Bewitched
Witch of the East in Wizard of Oz
Willow in Buffy...

the list goes on!

Sabrina is such a Wilf - definitely would!

by vaderag February 18, 2009

wilf

What was I Looking For?

Surfing the web aimlessly, or going off on a tangent whilst looking for something else on the web. Possibly a form of new-age procrastination/distraction.

This is why I am on this website, I have just stumbled across it whilst casually wilf-ing as i have nothing better to do/am avoiding work etc.

by E R D April 21, 2007

Wilf

To have an excessive amount of ash left on a cigarette without tapping the ash off.

Man look at that wilf! It's right down to the filter.

by Hishonswash January 21, 2018

Wilf

A common term from the North East of England. A wilf can be referred to when somebody gets something worng or embarrases themself.

How did you manage that...you wilf!, what did you do that for...you wilf!

by leroyuk1983 January 4, 2009

wilf

A dog who somehow found fame through appearing in a Scottish Standard Grade exam paper.

Wilf doesn't like to share the tripe and turkey...

by klesk October 2, 2012

wilf

"Whale I'd Like to Fuck"

"Geeze Kyle, look at that WILF".

"Yeah, I'd deffinately do that humpback in the blowhole".

by Mesus June 27, 2006

wilf

Whale
I'd
Like
To
Fuck

Thaaarrrr she blows!! im gonna catch that wilf even if it ate my right leg!

by youtouchmytralala October 31, 2007