wife
Your worst nightmare.
wife
you: ''will you be my wife?''
any girl: ew no what the fuck. you are the only person i fucking hate the in my life, why would i choose you? youre like an libtard without a soul you fuck ass ugly bastard. you look like if you had bathed in cow shit and then rolled your self in dusty ass feathers. can you just fucking leave me alone you ugly ass retarde single fuck?
any girl: ew no what the fuck. you are the only person i fucking hate the in my life, why would i choose you? youre like an libtard without a soul you fuck ass ugly bastard. you look like if you had bathed in cow shit and then rolled your self in dusty ass feathers. can you just fucking leave me alone you ugly ass retarde single fuck?
wife by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life January 3, 2022
wife
The reason why:
-You walk around with a collar and leash. See slave
-Half your shit is gone after the divorce. See owned
-Why you stop having sex after the honeymoon.
-Why you get judged for glancing the wrong direction which happens to have a different girl in it than it.
-You walk around with a collar and leash. See slave
-Half your shit is gone after the divorce. See owned
-Why you stop having sex after the honeymoon.
-Why you get judged for glancing the wrong direction which happens to have a different girl in it than it.
"Stop staring at that other girl! I'm your wife."
"You don't need to get the prenupt. I'll be your wife forever" (O RLY?!?!)
"My wife said she just wasn't in that mood...again..."
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STARE AT THAT GIRL AGAIN?!?! IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME?!?! AM I FAT?!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?! AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?! DO YOU HATE ME?!?! MAYBE WE SHOULD GET A DIVORCE!!!!" (I told you)
"You don't need to get the prenupt. I'll be your wife forever" (O RLY?!?!)
"My wife said she just wasn't in that mood...again..."
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STARE AT THAT GIRL AGAIN?!?! IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME?!?! AM I FAT?!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?! AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?! DO YOU HATE ME?!?! MAYBE WE SHOULD GET A DIVORCE!!!!" (I told you)
wife by Sgt. Sexual Harassment Panda December 24, 2007
wife
Another word for Satan
From the second my wife walks through the door she looks pissed off and instantly starts bitching at me for everything I do, she must be Satan.
My wife bitches about things she was fine with before we were married but now a few months into it all the sudden I am wrong and a shitbag. That bitch is Satan
My wife bitches about things she was fine with before we were married but now a few months into it all the sudden I am wrong and a shitbag. That bitch is Satan
wife by I hate that cunt March 10, 2011
Wife
Wife by RandomUsername776 February 13, 2019
wife
The woman a man is betrothed to. In some cases, notably among the poorly-educated in the American Deep South and the royalty in Europe, she very well be the sister or cousin of the man as well.
Redneck: I just married my cousin!
Prince John: What a coincidence, I just married my sister.
Normal people: Freaks.
Prince John: What a coincidence, I just married my sister.
Normal people: Freaks.