wheatish

The colour a "black person" describes themselves as after a few pegs of liquor

I am a wheatish man

by Bulkamania January 11, 2017

Wheatios

A girl named Stephanie that dates small children's older brothers and bakes cereal out of crack.

Gawd, you're dating one of those Wheatios? What's your PROBLEM???!!!

by revengemousacrossfromcat2 March 19, 2009

wheatie

the slang term for someone that is sexually attracted to bread

"Jessica, get that bread loaf out of your vagina!" exclaimed Barbara.
"I can't help that I'm a wheatie, Barbara." replied Jessica.

by stevencharmichael November 18, 2015

Wheatiea

That fat bitch who only serves as a slave online

Wow he's such a Wheatiea for Tyler

by HyPerEZ October 20, 2020

Wheatzies

Instagram user who posts anime and vtuber with a cult following. That’s all I know but what I do know is how much I want to fuck the character Wheat Chan like bro someone please draw her in a bikini. Swear to god I dream of her sitting on my face every night bro and everyday I pray to god she would dominate me and call me a good boy PLEASE GOD ANSWER ME.

What would you say what started your massive porn addiction?

Wheatzies character Wheat Chan

by osakagaming May 25, 2022

Wheatless

adjective - when something/ someone is lacking substance

oh yeah I remember her, she was kind of wheatless

by fish.2002. August 14, 2022

Wheatie

A way people refer to a student of Wheaton College, IL

Oh, my daughter's a Wheatie. She's studying psychology and art.

by KristyCM September 13, 2023