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Wiping Noses

"Don't be posting money, guns and drugs on social media, we wiping noses out here."
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A more common name for the advertising device that is also known as an Airdancer. It is a plastic humanoid shaped hollow 'bag' that when supplied with an air flow inflates and appears to flail around.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.
"Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!"
by Al Harrington February 21, 2008
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waxing it

Can be used to refer to masturbating or to a person being stupid. (aka douching it)
Johnny was playing gta and waxing it hard.
by SHANAN3G3NMAK3Rs February 19, 2015
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Waxing

Overcharging for something. Used interchangeably with “taxing
“$50 for a haircut? Damn they’re waxing”
“You paid $70 for this? Aww, they waxed your ass.”
by proverbialpete February 23, 2021
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WAINGAFAT

An acronym for "Who Am I Not Giving A Fuck About Today" created by AngryAussie on YouTube.
Person 1: "Hey did you see the last WAINGAFAT Wednesday on YouTube yesterday?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah, Angry always knows how to point out someone's douchbaggery."
by dontgiveashitaboutyou November 30, 2009
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waxing the carrot

the simplified term for masturbation, wacking off, beating the meat, jerking it, choking the chicken, or what ever the hell you call it.
I waxed the carrot to some fat bitch in a porno last night.
by forizzle May 13, 2005
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Warping

"Warping" or "Warp" is a drinking game based on the song "Warp 1.9". During the song there are three instances where the singer says "One, Two, Woot! Woot!". Immediately after the singer says this phrase, everybody starts to drink their respective drinks. The goal is to finish your drink first. However, once one person puts their drink down, everyone must put their drink down. Thus, everyone is limited by the slowest drinker.

There is a short space between the first and second "woot"s and a longer space between the second and third. The game should ideally be played with two or more beers. The game was invented in a parking lot in Keene, NH in December of 2009.
Parents: "Jimmy, where were you last night?"

Jimmy: "I was warping, and I couldn't drive afterwards"

Kid: "Hey guys, want to warp"

Other Kid: "Hell yeah! Lets steal some of my dad's beer"

In Canada, where drinking games are illegal, one can be arrested for warping.
by Nicoslavia January 5, 2010
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