Wagon

Wagon is loud. Wagon is bouncy. Wagon is Wagon. Don’t make Wagon mad. Wagon is not nice when Wagon is mad. That being said, stay away from mad Wagon. Mad Wagon will roll over your hopes and dreams and mental stability. And your carrot pencil case.

Person 1: What happened to Wagon?
Person 2: I dunno, but she’s tearing that kid’s carrot pencil case apart. Poor kid.

by Super Duper Carrot Kiddo March 24, 2019

wagon

An endearing term for your friend who is acting like a hazard when drunk or sober

You are a max level wagon

by Dillbabyslice June 7, 2017

wagon

men with huge male breasts

charlie bloomer (wagon)

by guess who cunt bag January 18, 2009

wagon

A new word for a ciggarette

" Hey bro do you have a wagon for me? "

by EarthChildTrife February 6, 2010

Wagon

a girl who’s booty is so fine it’s almost unbelievable

DAYUM Afton got dat wagonnnn!

by Ya Boy I’m Accounting😉 March 20, 2019

Wagon

An insult/name for a person who is or does something a bit stupid or empty headed.

"Didn't you see him last night? Actin' like a proper wagon"

by novaisadafty July 16, 2021

Wagon

The man with the wagon(s)

Hey Wagon, hows the wagon(s)?
ProNoun Singular

by Gggggggg11111 September 30, 2021