I.W.S.H.D

i would suck his dick

when your bestfriend sends you a picture of a hot boy and saying omg doesnt describe the boys goodlooks enough and you need to express your outward love towards his hotness.

bestfriend: look at this sexy beast

you: oh my god hes fucking sexy , I.W.S.H.D <3

bestfriend: yes!! same !<33 xi

by yourejelm8 June 27, 2011

Y.O.W.S.

Your Own World Syndrome - A common disorder that affects many humans in many different places and at many different times. This disorder causes said humans to think that they are the only person in the world at that place and time or that they are invisible to all those around them and thus free from any and all observations, judgments and or consequences of their behavior. Most frequently, when this disorder flares up, it causes people to do things they normally wouldn’t do if they realized they weren’t, actually, in, “Their own private little world.” The witnessing of this syndromes manifestations generally causes feelings of awkwardness and or embarrassment for all the parties involved.

In the car to the right you see a cute, mid 20's, little white girl getting down to Juvenile’s “Back That Thang Up.” Her eyes are closed, her arms are waving around in the air like she is working for tips at the local strip joint and her car is rocking back and forth because you know she must be shaking her little booty to the beat as well. You have no choice but to start laughing. You almost can’t look away as you watch this girl just get crunk like nobody is around. You realize that this is a manifestation of the Y.O.W.S. you have heard so much about. You find yourself laughing and saying out loud, “Wow, get down with your bad self girl!” And you even think she’s a cutie. As you’re watching her and enjoying the benefits of the Y.O.W.S., something goes terribly wrong, she looks over at you.. Awkward. Hopefully you catch her eye and both smile but sadly, more often then not, your joy and amusement becomes her awkwardness and you can’t help but feel a little regret and awkward for having interrupted her world.

by Weazul February 5, 2009

A.B.W.S.

Angry Black Woman Syndrome; a tendency among black women throughout the world, particularly African-Americans, to lose teeth, hair and common sense. Symptoms inclue poor volume control, finger wagging, spittins, using fouls language, refusing to cook for others, and an addiction to wearing velure track/sweat pants.

Man: That black woman is so loud and angry. She told me to excuse myself.

Woman: Yea, she has A.B.W.S.

by GregariousJew July 25, 2009

A.G.W.S.

Anti-Gnosis Weapon System

A.G.W.S. are key figures in the Xenosaga series. An A.G.W.S. is esentially a machine designed to combat Gnosis. While this technically makes KOS-MOS an A.G.W.S (she even calls herself an A.G.W.S.), what are generally described as A.G.W.S are the mechwarrior-type A.G.W.S. that bear the name and can be used in battle.

Shion: "Transmit A.G.W.S.!"

*Shion disappears and her A.G.W.S. unit appears*

Gundam Wing, eat your heart out.

by Psydon August 10, 2004

w/s/d

Abbreviation for Will Suck Dick

"OMG, totally w/s/d for that bag. It's Prada..."

"Hey John, would you w/s/d to get out of a speeding ticket?"
"Umm, depends, but, yeah, probably."
"Uhh, that was a trick question. You're GAY."

by Robert F. December 9, 2008

W.S.R.K.N.

This is an acronym for "Weird Sexually Repressed Kinky Nazis". Can be read as "WISS-er-KIN". May also be written as WSRKN.

Stop W.S.R.K.N. shaming me you leftist cuck!

by Bad Dragon 22-22 February 26, 2019

S.W.A.S

Parody of SWAG, Acronym for (S)ecretly (W)e (A)re (S)was: SWAS. Results in an infinite looping acronym, causing fissures in reality.

Bill: Hey dude did you know Swag stands for secretly we are gay?
Bob: Yeah man thats the oldest trick in the book, but have you heard of S.W.A.S?
Bill: No?? What does it stand for?
Bob: Secretly we are S.W.A.S.
Bill: That makes no sense...What does S.W.A.S mean??
*Reality Collapses*

by Sheeny_Weeney February 15, 2020