S.A.W.S.

abv. Sudden Absence from Work Syndrome

Manager 1: Wheres Jerry he was supposed to finish those TPS reports for me this morning.

Manager 2: He was in China Town last weekend and just called in to say he got a bad case of S.A.W.S. and cant make it in.

by Shagittarius June 9, 2003

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

I W I W S A C W Y

I WISH I WAS SAMMY AND CUDDLE WITH YOU

I W I W S A C W Y zaillyn

by APIRL H November 2, 2020

That's a W

Another way of saying "that's a win." A proclamation of victory. Winning.

Dude #1: I took that chic home last night.

Dude #2: Did you reach home plate?

Dude #1: Oh yeah!

Dude #2: That's a W!

by Maylay05 November 9, 2010

A.W.S. (Amazon Withdrawal Syndrome)

An ailment, typically suffered post-holiday, by chronic online shoppers who have become conditioned to finding packages gracing their porch upon their arrival home. The sudden down-turn in deliveries can result in negative physiological events. Symptoms can include, but are not limited to anxiety, depression, malaise, night terrors, random trembling, and/or a bout of the vapors. The condition has been known to be exacerbated by the sound of delivery vehicles and ringing doorbells.

Janet was relieved when her doctor diagnosed her as suffering from A.W.S. (Amazon Withdrawal Syndrome) and prescribed a treatment regimen, but understood she knew she would always be known as a "parcel junkie".

by Angry Wound December 2, 2019

That's a W

Another way of saying that you won. Or a proclamation of victory.

Dude #1: I took that chic home last night.

Dude #2: Did you reach home plate.

Dude #1: Oh yeah.

Dude #2: That's a W

by Maylay05 November 9, 2010

S.A.W.

acronymn for Short and Wide

Dude did you see that girl. She was so S.A.W.

by Kiwicake1 September 30, 2007