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Ass Vortex

Loosening your sphincter muscle, allowing one to inhale Air through ones own ass, and then using that air to fart at will!
Sven tried to impress some girls by doing an ass Vortex.
by tx3000 May 2, 2010
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platon vortex

The flight attendants got so horny taking about that hot guy at the that they went to their hotel room to engage in a platon vortex with him in mind!
by tsonds May 22, 2014
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Consumption Vortex

The fastest was to crush beers with the boys, once you enter the consumption vortex there’s no turning back.
It’s Friday lads, time to enter the consumption vortex.
by JarritoSuds April 17, 2020
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Red light vortex

This occurs most frequently when you are in a hurry or already late to be somewhere. No matter how fast you drive or what roads you take you still get stuck by every red light.

The most frustrating thing that happens is when you are approaching an intersection with a green light and just when you think you finally will catch a break.. the light turns to a quick yellow back to red.

This can be a contributing factor to inducing road rage.
Driver: Alright last call is in 20 mins guys we can make it.

15 mins later......

Passenger 1: Ok this isn't even cool.. we seriously got every red light so far.

Passenger 2: Were officially trapped in the red light vortex.. kiss that tasty cold pitcher of beer goodbye guys...
by Chris Waltham May 9, 2011
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verse top

In the gay couple, a verse top is someone who does the top for sex but willing to be topped too.
In gay lingo, Verse top asked question as are you top or bottom? then he replies, I am vers top. So he can give you anal sex and willing to accept anal sex from top guys. He is not a vers bottom or bottom guy.
by TaasMe July 14, 2017
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Vore

A kink which is commonly found in children shows and 18+ sites.

Basically getting devoured, eating people, or watching it happen.
Person 1: Why do you like Serleena from Men in Black 2?
Person 2: Vore.
Person 1: Okay... Let's watch James Bond instead.
Person 2: Does it have vore in it?
Person 1: No
Person 2: Damnit
by Raziel ain't Joe Mama December 27, 2021
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Vortex of Dog Fuckery

The Vortex of Dog Fuckery is act of dog fucking at work by a singular individual at such a sustained effort which drags the rest of the team down with them.
Ryan don’t suck me into your vortex of dog Fuckery. I really need this job.
by DogFuckery November 20, 2022
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