valver

A term used first, by enthusiasts of Volkswagen Golf Gti 16 valve cars, the tern is used to determine the engine difference between an 8 valve model and a more powerful 16 valve model, the more powerful model is (and has been for more years than any other manufacturers car) in short called a valver

Jacks new car is a Golf Gti,
Oh is it fast?
yes, but you have to use the revs, it`s a valver.
meaning it`s a 16 valve engine and when you keep the car in a gear for longer it makes the car rev more.

by stevejowen August 23, 2007

Volker

Total small town slut who only requires a smile and a drink to fuck.
Her mum is her role model
Has daddy issues

Oh yeah, i saw her at the Club last night, shes a total Volker, she slept with both those security guards

by YeetoOne September 29, 2019

nine-volter

A girl so fit that you'd go down on her first thing on a one-nighter regardless of her having a shower or not or how many piss-stops she's had during the night while out clubbing/on the lash. Derived from the same burning reaction you get from placing a nine volt battery on your tongue as what you get from going down on an unwashed beaver.

Look at her over there, is she a nine-volter or what?

(other possible uses are upping the voltage to say a 24volter if she's way up there, or likening her to a car battery)

by savageYfronts October 22, 2006

volveg

Someone who is a voluntary vegetable... They have complete use of their body, yet choose to sit around on their asses and accomplish nothing. Usually being a volveg is directly proportional to being an incel...

That scumbag Sam is such a fucking volveg... He just sits on his ass all day long drinking pop and smoking cigarettes!

by billybob_81067 January 31, 2018

9-volter

When going down on someone for oralsex and noticing they'e in bad need of a wash. You jump back like you've just put a battery on your tongue!

"It was stinking I was like, aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh 9-Volter!"

by ThomASS June 17, 2003

voldercunt

A beautiful name to call that person you utterly despise!
It’s the name for that vile, horrible person who’s name can not be spoken out loud.

Your Ex. Your boss. The ultimate villain in your life.

Urgh, I’ve got to see Voldercunt later.

Sorry, I’ve got to take this call. It’s Voldercunt.

by RevoltingScallywag January 26, 2020

9 volter

An exceptionally tangy vagina twat

I went down on this bitch last night and damn was she a 9 volter!

by luvyamuff October 31, 2004