vacation dick

Penis of such large size, one can only take it as much as vacations.

I met a guy last night with the perfect vacation dick. But i cant take it again for a while.

by Daveguys June 16, 2016

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Post-Vacation Syndrome

Post-Vacation Syndrome (PVS) appears in victims after returning to school/work after a vacation of a week or more. PVS is most common after summer, winter, and spring breaks in grade school and college students. There is no cure for PVS. The victim simply has to wait for it to clear on its own.
-Symptoms include morning lag, skipping class, and late homework. Some cases of forgotten locker combinations have also been reported.

Ex. 1 :
Bill: "Hey, man, you still opening your locker? I walked by here five minutes ago and you were in the same spot!"
Bob :" Yeah, i forgot my combination. Must be Post-Vacation Syndrome."

Ex. 2:
Mom: "Nicole! this is the third time you've missed the bus this week!"
Nicole: "Ugh. Sorry mom...i'm PVS'ing."

by xXThat_GirlXx January 4, 2010

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vacation dick

A huge penis that you only want inside of you once every couple months.

This guy had a vacation dick I don't know if I can handle it again

by IloveyouVenezia June 17, 2016

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vacation dick

As opposed to boyfriend dick.
A penis that is so big, it proves unrealistic for long term use.
Better used every now and again, like a vacation.

"Are you going to see him again?"
"Not for a few months, he's got that vacation dick. As much as a constant vacation sounds good, my body can't handle it 24/7.

by jb181382 June 17, 2016

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