Volapük

A dead language, spoken in the late 1800's, which was the first artificial language to become popular. It was hard to learn and didn't make much sense, and could conjugate a verb in 500,000 different ways, so was beat out by Esperanto. Esperantists still make fun of their early rival by call things that don't make sense Volapukajxo, literally Volapük-thing, but figuratively, "nonsense".

Dood! Your wack talk sounds like you're speaking Volapük! Shut that crap up!

by kleme November 28, 2005

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Volkswagenism

Commandments in which people that drive volkswagens go by in their everyday life.

Followers of Volkswagenism have Ten (10) Commandments which to follow.

Thou shall gather at Volkswagen shows and events, and join with clubs and travel in with the packs.

Thou shall speak of Volkswagen several times daily and of a positive manner.

Thou shall enjoy the daily task involved in maintaining and clean one's Volkswagen.

Thou shall take interest in Germany. Interest in it's people and it's culture.

Thou shall spread the good gospel of Volkswagen, being of fine quality and dependability, to the blind man.

Thou shall learn, and take into study, Volkswagen's history.

Thou shall stand up for the values and beliefs of Volkswagen - of company, employees, owners, and of the fellow Volkswagenist.

Thou shall never pass another Volkswagen in distress. Love thy brother of both water and air.

Thou shall try to make one pilgrimage to Wolfsburg in one's life. By one's self or of representation.

Thou shall love thy Volkswagen. Even if the child is sick, one shall love that child no less. Shower it with the gifts of custom accessories.

It is important to remember that air cooled and water cooled children are of the same father, Volkswagen. Do not make borders between each. We must travel with and among each other in harmony. To become a true Volkswagenist one should follow these commandments of life. On the road of life, there are owners and there are followers.

by \X/ November 14, 2010

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Volkrex

A superior, unstoppable, divine force.

Person A: Woah, what the hell was that!?
Person B: That was Volkrex.

by Volkrex October 10, 2013

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volk racing

A Japanese street racing and professional wheel brand founded in 1973 which still continues today providing possibly the best alloy wheels. They are also known as RAYS engineering and their most popular wheel is their TE37.

just picked up some brand new powder coated volk racing te37's for my subaru, they're mad jdm tho.

by kingchigga February 27, 2014

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