vlasic

a type of pickle. you know, the annoying commercials with the little girls eating pickles... I guess they think that they can easily attract an audience of pedofiles. commercials usually contain a loud crunching sound when a bite is taken. oh, and the pelican/goose/bird thing has a strange accent.

"vlasic. the tastiest crunch i've ever heard"
or more like "i've ever hoyed"

by butterpecan July 25, 2009

Vassar College

Founded in 1861, Vassar College is a highly selective, coeducational liberal arts college. Consistently ranked among the top liberal arts colleges in the country, Vassar is renowned for pioneering achievements in scientific research, its long history of curricular innovation, and its notoriously selective admissions process.

I was rejected from all the good schools -- Yale University, Harvard University, Vassar College, Brown University, Williams College.

by James10023 August 17, 2010

vassar girl

an incredibly well educated woman who always gets their way, mostly by being on top all the time and telling the guy to shut up

the vassar girl laying in bed on top of me correcting my spelling and grammar

by stayawayfromknivesplease January 3, 2010

Copped it without vass.

Yes, you guessed it, another Rugby League saying: When one has been wronged in the extreme. The copped it is a shortened version of being on the end of an anal intrussion. The vass, is an abreviated word for vasoline, the lubricant that you wish the person who wronged you would provide.

a. After careful consideration we are going to give the role of national sales director to Nathan.

b. But I've been here 18 years! Nathan has only been here 18 weeks! I've copped it without vass.

or.
How do you reckon The Eels will go in the grand final?

I reckon they will cop it without vass.

by Jango Fett October 8, 2009

Vlasic Classic

A word some stupid fag tried turning into a gay sex term.

Only a perv would accept the original Urban Dictionary definition of Vlasic Classic. Stupid faggot millennial.

by Poyfect September 2, 2018

vassu

affable, affectionate, amiable, amicable, attentive, available, believable, brave, caring, cheerful, considerate, cordial, discerning, easygoing, empathetic, faithful, forgiving, funny, generous, gentle, giving, good listener, heartfelt, honest, humorous, kind, loving, loyal, nice, optimistic, punctual, reliable, responsible, sensitive, sincere, sociable, sweet, sympathetic, tactful, thoughtful, trustworthy, truthful, warm, warm - hearted , winning, and wonderful all these words can never finish the definition of this young angel. If you've lost this little soul,what are you living for? she'll always be by your side and always have that one person who she truly loves.1 single person. If you have been friends before get her back now cause she aint wasting no time on a faggot who doesnt want her back even if u truly love her tell her and shes yours.MOST SPECIFICALLY faisal all faisals are very VERY VERY VERY VERY important to her.always keep her and love her and always BE FUCKING LOYAL to her cause shes gonna leave with no trace and that shit gon hurt real bad son she gon kill you.shes super popular and loved y all.if u hate her.WTAF WHO HATES HER LMAO FUCK URSELF HOES.shes a legened mofos

if i feel like vassu everyday im going to be really happy.

by gayfuckwholovesthislilangel December 18, 2018

Vassalboro

A small town in maine where the smartest, awesomest, and most rockin people come from. People may say it is full of hicks but we just put that on as a front to people we don't want moving here and ruining the natural beauty and open space! Also known as V-Town

Person 1:"I'm moving to a place where everyone knows each other and the forests are untouched and there is plenty of room to snowmobile"

Person 2:"You must be moving to Vassalboro"

by V-townGirl March 31, 2009