:an unwanted erection, often occurring at random during the worse time possible for example as your giving a presentation in front of class or as you wait inline for a rollercoaster.
Thomas: Hey man can you go refil the soda?
Jim: I'd love to but I have an unwanted visitor.
Thomas: oh (gets refil)
Jim: I'd love to but I have an unwanted visitor.
Thomas: oh (gets refil)
by Toadzi11a September 2, 2013
Get the Unwanted Visitor mug.Insurance for Visitors traveling from foreign countries or away from their home country. First used by Zain Jeewanjee when he traveled to the USA from Asia and was looking for Medical Insurance coverage for his child. SInce Americans called it Travel Insurance, but for a Visitor like Zain this was " Visitors Insurance"
Someone comes to the USA to visit his / her family member for a few months, and while they are visiting USA they buy Visitors Insurance.
by Zg1g January 3, 2012
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An Unexpected Visitor is when you take a poo or shit in the morning (usaly after a late night fast food run) and it smells so bad that you dont recognize it as your own smell. Its as if a stranger or a visitor has used your bathroom prior to you.
by Rufus MF Jones September 22, 2006
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Get the Vistory mug.a shit you take when visiting a club or friend where you face the wall and so make a biggg mess that needs to be cleaned or it'll stink like hell
dude : "holy crap what happened to my toilet !?!"
dude 2 : "ye doug took a visitor shit when he was wrecked"
dude 2 : "ye doug took a visitor shit when he was wrecked"
by mr eudcation December 31, 2008
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Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
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