Orange Virus

A virus that usually is a precursor for Covid-19 Virus.
You can’t think intelligently, You wear Stupid Red Hats, You don’t ever wear mask, you believe everything Trump says

You ain’t going to the Trump rally, you’ll catch the orange virus.
You know Supporters of #DPOTUS that attend Super Spreader Events/ Rally’s that don’t Social distance, wear masks or wash/disinfect their hands catch it.
DPOTUS Is the epicenter of this super spreader event. That’s why he’s

#DumbassPresidentOfTheUnitedStates

by Yuri Shatski October 16, 2020

black COD virus

People often catch this disease after the release of the latest Call of Duty video game. It causes people to stay home from work/school and play Call of Duty nonstop for hours or in some cases, days.

I heard Adam caught the black COD virus. He won't be in school for three days.

by steelersalltheway January 17, 2011

Kung Fu Virus

45’s special pet name for the Coronavirus.

Yes, my devoted MAGA people, the Kung Fu Virus slipped in from China and has tried to knock us off our feet, but thank God - who incidentally is on our side - Republicans are anointed and made immune to this slanty-eyed and stealthy plague so we don’t need to wear any of those ugly facial masks!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020

Ebola virus

A fat woman who spreads gossip like a virus.

Paul: Did you hear about the Ebola virus?
Mike: no?
Paul: She's spreading.

by Bartender4u August 3, 2010

The Incendian Virus

A virus that killed countless people in the Eight Less War, where many people where killed. It is unknown how the deaths occurred, but experts suspect the cause is brain damage.

Person 1: Nah bruh I just caught the Incendian Virus
Person 2: L bozo

by petmypoint May 31, 2022

Jamesorona Virus 23

An annoying virus that sticks its head into conversations and steal friends and annoy you 24/7 to make you really uncomfortable

Omg he is talking to James! He’s gonna get infected by Jamesorona Virus 23!

by uwuwukai March 5, 2023

Norton Anti-Virus

The MOST overpriced, overrated piece of shit antivirus on the market. Norton is probably one of the biggest piece of bloatware (programs that Hog up way more memory than it needs to) on the market. Plus Norton also gives more false positives than any other pay antivirus. If you want a pay-AV you have to go with something like Kaspersky, which most hackers actually swear by, and it does not hog up memory like Norton.

Jim: Do you have Norton Anti-Virus on your computer?
Scott: No, it's bloatware. I personally use Kaspersky as it's much more lightweight than Norton and also has the best record when it comes to false positives.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus April 13, 2010