J.D. Vance

A verb, to masturbate using an inanimate object not intended for self-pleasure, such as a couch

In a famous 1999 film, a sexually frustrated high school student J.D. Vances a pie.

by PNut22 August 10, 2024

J.D. Vance

the antichrist

"dude, the pope died the day after meeting j.d. vance! he's the antichrist!"

by 22" bad dragon April 26, 2025

J.D. Vance Effect

A political term describing the phenomena where a political candidate's polls or chance of winning an election is compromised by the mere endorsement of a particular person, typically another political figure and typically that of a foreign country. This phenomena has first been observed in the catastrophic loss of Viktor Orban in Hungary's 2026 Prime Minister elections,, which was in-part influenced by public endorsement from J.D. Vance and Donald Trump.

"Did you see how low his approval rating tanked after he got endorsed by that guy?"
"Yeah, that's another victim of the J.D. Vance Effect."

by yummersfunny April 12, 2026

J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

by joe995 January 14, 2025

national Vine day

July 26 is when you always laugh about vines and the first one to laugh has to get slapped with a pita

good luck

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by google meeeeeee April 9, 2019

Lance Vance Dance

Lance Vance Dance pronounced: Lonce Vonce Donce

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City's character Lance Vance and Tommy Vercetti are on the 'Phnom Penh' Mission in which the Lance Vance Dance is done for the first time.
The Lance Vance Dance is...

1. Screaming obscene insults and shooting people with a high powered automatic weapon from a helicopter.

2. An enamored psychotic GTA: Vice City fan humping a couch and shouting DO THE LONCE VONCE DONCE.

1. Nat: "I got me a rhino-copter and shot down them hoes this weekend"
Colleen: "YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO DO THE LANCE VANCE DANCE?!"

2.
Colleen: I wouldn't sit on that.
Friend: Why?
Colleen: Natalie did the Lance Vance dance on it.
Friend: OHH SICK!

by Colleen & Natalie June 12, 2007

Vine day

You have to speak in vine all day on October 28th

Jim: vine day today? Uh yeah I sure hope it is!

Chris: what are those???

Sam: these are my crocs.

by Cheesecrackersnaxs October 25, 2019