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Anal Ventriloquist

1. Someone unfortunately gifted or cursed with the ability of talking out of one's ass!

2. The art of Talking utter Shite, as in complete and utter nonsense about any subject under the false assumption that you know what you are talking about or acting like an expert in your field when you clearly don't know what you are doing!.

3. someone who doesn't have a clue what they are talking about..
Boris doesn't have a clue what he's talking about...he's a total anal ventriloquist!

Priti says she's in control of our borders... she must be joking she's an anal ventriloquist!
by The Sarcastic Assassin April 14, 2021
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Ventriloquate

To be taken control of by another person; usually a significant other
Yo, your girl ventriloquated you.
by Bubbo2k October 19, 2018
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Ventrilofist

The act of using a person as a sock puppet during the process of vaginal or anal fisting. Minimum required depth to the radiocarpal joint with full palmar flexion of the wrist.

Choice of voice for puppet at the discretion of operator. Kermit the Frog is appropriate as default for most situations.

See also: Muppetfist
I knew it was love after the first ventrilofist!

Man that ranga lisping cop ventrilofisted me all night!

Hey dude, we were all ventrilofisting your mum last night!

I made my best mate sing "It's not easy being green" and "somewhere over the rainbow" for 7 hours last night when I was ventrilofisting him!
by The ADSJ's May 6, 2011
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Rectal Ventriloquism

A fancier way of saying fart.
Haley has this amazing talent. She has mastered the ability of rectal ventriloquism.
by AnselmoJr January 1, 2010
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ventriloquized

The act of throwing one's voice to make it appear someone else had spoken.
I didn't say dinner tasted nasty, Nick ventriloquized me or something, that's why you thought it was me!
by Heretic617 May 18, 2017
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auto ventriloquism

Auto ventriloquism is the art of talking or signing to oneself without moving one's lips while driving an automobile.
Passenger: "Hey, look at the guy in the car next to us. What an uptight douche bag."

Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."
by rufusclay November 9, 2013
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Ventrilequestrianism

An act in which a person manipulates his or her voice so that it appears that the voice is coming from a horse they are riding for practical working purposes, recreational activities, artistic/cultural exercises, or competitive sports.
Ichabod Horatio Steingruebner—the Pelé of ventrilequestrianism—once maintained a conversation between himself, his horse, and his puppet even after falling in the ring and being dragged for 27 yards.
by vanhammersley September 15, 2010
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