auto ventriloquism

Auto ventriloquism is the art of talking or signing to oneself without moving one's lips while driving an automobile.

Passenger: "Hey, look at the guy in the car next to us. What an uptight douche bag."

Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."

by rufusclay November 9, 2013

Ventriliqueef

The act of queefing in a manner that makes it sound as if coming from someone else.

The girl was laughed at for the ventriliqueef her rude friend let loose.

by ChinaCatSunflower May 27, 2010

cock ventriloquist

A girl that can talk with a cock in her mouth.

That girl is a cock ventriloquist. She told me a joke mid blow job.
I found out she was a cock ventriloquist when she yelled at me for not taking the trash out while blowing me.

by tuber2112 September 2, 2011

Ventrilequestrianism

An act in which a person manipulates his or her voice so that it appears that the voice is coming from a horse they are riding for practical working purposes, recreational activities, artistic/cultural exercises, or competitive sports.

Ichabod Horatio Steingruebner—the Pelé of ventrilequestrianism—once maintained a conversation between himself, his horse, and his puppet even after falling in the ring and being dragged for 27 yards.

by vanhammersley September 15, 2010

ventrilofart

To evacuate a 'Ripper', where the smell instantly appears in another part of the room.

Everybody hears it, but the blame somehow is insignificant due to the ripping smell that has appeared about 5ft from where you are situated. "Who was that? It wasn't me... did someone Ventrilofart?"

by GarysGusset May 16, 2007

ventriloquist fart

A ventriloquist fart is when you stare down someone else after you cut a fart so people around you will suspect the other person.

My Dad cut a silent fart on the elevator and started staring at this other guy. All the other passengers started staring at the other guy too. My Dad made a dummy out of him. It was the perfect ventriloquist fart.

by Omphalos October 26, 2012

Ventriloqueef

A queefing puppet

Omg that puppet queefing it’s a ventriloqueef

by ROACHEs on my wall March 14, 2022