Goon vase

Colloquial term for a large, usually rough container full of cheap and dirty alcohol, i.e., from a goon sack.

Let's use this goon vase for our game of Kings tonight and get f**ked up.

by MartinRex October 16, 2013

Meat Vase

1.A woman's uterus. Womb.

My wife had a picture of her uterus after it was removed. It looked like a meat vase!

by Tombo:) December 9, 2008

Golden Vase

Sexual reward given by a lecturer to a student for doing well in a test. The lecturer urinates into the students mouth after sexual intercourse.

This weeks golden vase goes to Robert

by SantiagoMunez October 21, 2010

titty vase

a vase with tits

ex. "a woman is like a vase... sometimes you gotta slap those titties........if the vase had titties...a titty vase....ummm, yeeeaaahh"

by hehehehewhoo October 17, 2008

dirty vase

Derived from the idea of a dirty pint, a half spirits/half mixer pint usually given to someone as a birthday "present", a dirty vase is the group equivalent whereby multiple dirty pints can be served to a number of people after a larger amount of spirits have been mixed together in a large vase.

A dirty vase is a sure-fire way to ensure drunkenness on a massive scale. A dirty vase also has the potential to be dangerous, and so should be approached with caution.

Roger: "So Harry, what are we going to get Fred for his birthday?"

Harry: "How about a dirty pint?"

Roger: "Sweet idea, but how are the rest of us going to get drunk?"

Harry: "Well, Roger, maybe we should make it a dirty vase!"

by EddceLLent January 2, 2012

empty vase

A gaping anus after vigorous punishment.

Fred, exhausted, left her, lying prone, in the pale light of morning, with an empty vase.

by Fredster C June 14, 2008

Flower vase

When a fat persons pants and underwear hang a little off of they're butt, and the butt crack is exposed.

"You want some flowers for that vase?"

by Naruto-kun August 26, 2005