by NuclearBeast September 1, 2021
Get the Relationship Valetmug. when you request valet parking and your car is brought back with a bomb or a festering pile of meat in the back trunk
Mick Ralvin: Why is there a bomb and a festering pile of meat in my back trunk!?
Mo: I gave you a valet job lol
Mo: I gave you a valet job lol
by ShitAss123 March 6, 2022
Get the valet jobmug. A cock valet is someone who is religiously fucked by a person or group of people. Therefore, instead of parking cars for people and deciding what spot they belong in, you are parking their cocks inside of you. There can be a group of cock valets also, making the task of parking people's cocks a group effort deciding on what cock goes in what orifice.
"They want us to do what!? Do I look like their personal cock valets!?"
"That task makes fucking zero sense! I guess we're all playing cock valet today!"
"That task makes fucking zero sense! I guess we're all playing cock valet today!"
by BigDickPapa (BDP) October 4, 2017
Get the cock valetmug. “Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”
by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018
Get the Valet parkingmug. 