Vagimess

An unsightly vagina either due to extensively large lips (labia), reconstructive surgery or just lack of hygiene.

"So, how was her twat?"
"Dude, it was a total vagimess down there"

by DBinSD May 19, 2010

Vagire

A person who needs vag juice to survive. Characterized by overzealous predilection for cunnilingus.

1)
Felicia: Damn he went down on you all night!?
Lavonne: Yeah, he was a total Vagire. It was awesome.

2)
Bella: You go down on me before my clothes are even off, you drink my vag juice like it's water, you're listless and lethargic when you're away from my vag for too long. I know what you are.
Edward: Say it!
Bella: Vagire.

by Givags September 7, 2010

Vagimatate

1). To consider deeply any and all aspects of the vagina, especially while under the influence of hormonal derangement, normally at the expense of getting anything else done. Most often this is a condition suffered by late-teen heterosexual males.

Mom, I can't mow the lawn. I'm bound to vagimatate, get distracted and mow my toes off. I'm sure you understand."

by cowboythecat April 24, 2009

Vagineye

When you’re so tired your eye has a crease that looks like a vagina.

Aidan: God I’m so tired I’ve got vagineyes.
Mia: What is a Vagineye?
Aidan: When your eye has a vagina like crease.
Mia: I love vagineye!

by ax.kel January 3, 2018

Wine Vagine

The female equivalent to "whiskey dick."

Damn, I went down on that chick for an hour before she got off -- that must have been some serious wine vagine.

by sosarasaidbbb December 2, 2009

Vagimony

Life long payments for temporary use of a vagina. The reality of what most of the world calls alimony.

"Dan got stuck with the vagimony, should never have married the bitch"

by Andrew fuck March 24, 2006

Vaginese

The single most commonly used language on the planet. It combines estrogenical whining, bitching, nagging, emasculating and abusive words, inflections and tones, and is most often used by menstruating women, but can also be heard being utterered by gender-confused males.

Johnny - man Jimbo, me and the girlfriend celebrated our 2 month 1st date anniversary by eating chocolate covered cherries and popcorn, while draped in Snuggies and watching the Vampire Diaries on DVD.

Jimbo - dude, I didn't hear a word you just said. Either stop talking Vaginese or never speak to me again.

by Texas Muck Savage October 29, 2011