sandy vagiant

An individual who is so hopelessly obsessed with being negative and weak that they engulf all of their immediate company in the dirty, moist folds of their misery.

Steve is such a Sandy Vagiant! He left his cellphone at the last bar and he won't shut the fuck about it. Hes making the entire bachelor party put our plans on hold to go back and get it.

by I am the Travis May 2, 2018

Vagiant Douche

Definition 1: Vagiant - derives from the words Vampire + Giant, meaning something extremely large and awesome nothing is bigger than a vagiant. Douche - a word of many meanings, but in this context, it is used as an insult, generally to those of the male persuasion, when referring to someone who possesses all of the qualities one might imagine when thinking of someone named Chad, Guy or Butch

Definition 2: a person, generally male, who behaves like a comlete idiot to the point of douchebaggery however, with an extra spice of complete outrageousness

Person A: Look at those flip flops, tight shirt and sunglasses Chad is wearing. It's winter.
Person B: That guy is a vagiant douche!
Person A: Agreed.
Person B: Mango
Person A: Hot Cross Bunnies

by JEKAMANGO January 24, 2011

vagiant

A combination of an asshole and a pussy

John sure was a vagiant at the party when he didn't share his beer.

My boss is a vagiant cuz he thinks he's so cool.

by RedWoman March 7, 2010

Vagiant

The new word is vagiant is giant and vagina in one. It's what u call a big pussy, a bitch with a big pussy, or a stubborn scared person.

Stop being such a vagiant and get back to work.

by shaggy2112 March 13, 2018

vagiant

A huge woman; a female with exceptionally pronounced limbs, facial features, and jowls.

Holy cow, did you just see that vagiant lumber past us?

by biggitybam123 December 19, 2009

Vagiant

Something large and yonic.

"Wow, Emma, your taco is vagiant."
"Thanks, Sweet Iain, I stuffed it full of meat and cheese. It is delicious."

by Isanand February 7, 2015

Vagiant

When your friend is being such a big pussy they turn into a giant vagina.

He's being such a vagiant. This is the 6th time in a row he's blown us off.

by GoongaGaLunga March 16, 2015