vagatoo

An individual, usually female, who is ugly to such an extreme as to cause concern in the mind of the beholder.
More severe than fugly.
There is not yet a word conceived that is more extreme on a scale of ugliness.

Etymology: Distant cousin of "cockatoo."

Did you see his new girlfriend? What a total vagatoo!

by katerjanna June 12, 2008

vaginocerous

a vagina with such a hard and big clit that it looks like a horn

she took her pants down and there it was a big vaginocerous staring me right in the face

by whittakerr March 28, 2009

Vaginonomics

Modeled after the book; Freakonomics. A different take on economics, everything revolves around the vagina. A social science concerned chiefly with the fact that pussy is the center of the universe and all related commerce. More powerful than money.

The vaginonomics of that dating that chick is rough, I cant afford her anymore!

She must have majored in vaginonomics, that bitch consumes more cash than anyone I know.

Getting married and buying her a new house, new car, credit cards, jewelery; keeping a woman in a lifestyle is all part of vaginonomics.

by Heywood 76 March 7, 2009

Vagimony

Life long payments for temporary use of a vagina. The reality of what most of the world calls alimony.

"Dan got stuck with the vagimony, should never have married the bitch"

by Andrew fuck March 24, 2006

Vagimones

Vagimones are chemicals released by a gland in the body that send out messages that affect the organism's brain, rendering the organism completely useless and unable to stop bitching. Only a little amount of vagimone is required to alter the organism, and make the newly altered organism a complete pain in the ass.

Alex: "Where's Ryan?"

Mike: "He said our jokes were too mean, and went home."

Alex: "Sounds like his vagimones are acting up again."

by MeHondo August 17, 2012

Vagitorium

The wide open space between a girls legs.

That girl had one huge vagitorium.

by -Ry@n- June 29, 2008

vagitate

Verb: Irrational behavior as observed during feminine menstruation. Usually observed in men acting moody or emotional like women during their period.

"There he goes again, Jamey sure can vagitate like a bitch off Midol."

by Ryan Reynolds August 26, 2007