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urbandictionary editors suck 

"urbandictionary editors suck, dude" "yeah man, so damn hard"

useless fuckface urbandictionary editors 

the useless fuckface urbandictionary editors who wouldn't know a proper urban colloquialism if it bit their nose off, shit on their face, and paid them a thousand dollars.
you realize that the useless fuckface urbandictionary editors won't approve your word because millions of people in your region use that phrase? You should threaten them or pay them first.

UrbanDictionary's Editors 

The guys/girls who tolerate and read through every single definition you sit there like a clown and type up no matter how dumb it is. Think it's fun? Try reading a dictionary and deciding which definitions don't belong, same thing.
This is not a REAL conversation between two of UrbanDictionary's Editors but just an imaginary one I made up in my head and both names are just made up on the spot for creative purposes and in no way represent anybody who may have similar names.

Bill - Hey Tom, this kid just submitted the definition for what appears to be an Xbox Live Gamertag and put something along the lines of getting raped and being the worst?

Tom - Don't publish that garbage, I just got one that is an advertisement. Nice try you homeless freak, denied. Go pay for some REAL advertisement!!

Bill - I love being me

Tom - Me too

Both - (laugh)

Urban Dictionary Editors 

The people who decide which definitions get approved on this website. Few of them actually follow the publishing guidelines.
Bad Urban Dictionary Editor: I don't like this definition. *reject* I don't agree with this definition. *reject*

Good Urban Dictionary Editor: This definition might be a little offensive, but it still follows the publishing guidelines. *accept*

I doubt this definition will get through the Urban Dictionary Editors.

Urban Dictionary Editors 

some losers, basement trolls or angry kids on a power trip, who like to boss others around by rejecting every new words on Urban Dictionary because they simply want to take revenge on society for the fact that they're losers who couldn't get into the Ivy League.
"I got rejected by Harvard, Yale, Penn, Princeton, and Columbia. Fuck my life"
"I'll be sure to repay society in kindness by joining the Urban Dictionary Editors"

Urban Dictionary Editors 

THE MOST FUCKING IDIOTIC PEOPLE TO EVER EXIST ON THIS GODDAMNED PLANET AND ONLY 1% OF THEM ARE GOOD EDITORS THAT ACTUALLY ACCEPT BEST WELL-INFORMED DEFINITIONS.

I'VE SENT LIKE ZILLIONS OF ACCURATE DEFINITIONS AND NONE OF THEM GETS ACCEPTED, UNLIKE PEOPLE'S PUBLISHED SHITTY ONES WHICH IS LEAST WRITTEN INFO ABOUT NO ONE GIVES A SINGLE FUCK.
Urban Dictionary Editors: this definition is too accurate and boring smh *rejects*
Also Urban Dictionary Editors: HAahA fuynn sex funi poo pOO pee pee definition!!1111 *accepts*