urine creep

the spot on the restroom floor in front of the toilet or urinal that grows from urine dribble and keeps getting bigger as a result of nobody wanting to stand on the urine and getting farther and farther away from the toilet, thus making the urine creep outward from the initial dribble

clay- did you find the restroom?
kent- yeah, but the urine creep was so bad i had to piss from the doorway!

by dark korner December 25, 2009

urine winged hymenoptera

This is simply a nicer way of saying, "piddle wingless hymenoptera" ("piss ant").

Josh from Seattle is such a urine winged hymenoptera; I really hope he

has a Efilnikufesin (nice fuckin life)!!!

by Telephony July 19, 2014

urine and acetic acid

A more polite way to say the phrase, "piss and vinegar"; that is, a person or animal that is full of energy & spunk.

{Craig}: Boy, Puffin is full of the proverbial urine and acetic acid this morning, isn't he?
{Angie}: Just say piss and vinegar!

by Telephony May 22, 2016

Urine Gun

The Male Reproductive Organ: Cock, Penis, Dong, Wang, Schlong, piss pump.

Ex:1. Guy 1: Hey what happened to you yesterday?

Guy 2: Sorry, I was busy. I had a butt lunch at the urine gun glory hole.

Ex:2. How do you make Buttnog? Take one part Urine Gun to one part Ganus, shake well, and let sit for ten to fifteen days.

by s0ull3ss October 11, 2010

Urine-Knee

When you pee so hard into a urinal that it spatters piss on your pants and your knees are wet for the rest of the day...

OH MAN...don't make me laugh when I'm peeing...I'm gonna get urine-knee...

by PlayOnPlaya October 19, 2009

urine triangulation

the night time practice of locating the acceptable piss receptacle by listening to the sounds of urine hitting unacceptable objects like carpet, toilet paper rolls, or cats.

Haans easily got 15-20% of his piss in the toilet by using simple urine triangulation.

by scottoff August 20, 2007

urine splitter

Wake up with half chub, need to pee, too much pressure, short curly in pee hole blocking the exit

I missed first hour due to my dirty urine splitter I left in my girlfriends parents master bathroom.

by Crafties June 29, 2018