uncrustables

Possibly the best food ever invented/discovered.

Hey kids, what do you want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
UNCRUSTABLES!

by Muffincakes April 29, 2008

Socially Unstable

When you want to be alone and exclude yourself from any and all social interaction because of mood, emotional reasons, or to have time to think.

“Hey Greg want to hang out with the gang?”
“Sorry Josh, I’m socially unstable right now, maybe tomorrow”

by Gringle April 19, 2020

Uncrustable

To have anal sex with someone without touching either of their butt cheeks.

Guy 1 - "How was that party, bro?"

Guy 2 - "Awesome! I hooked up with a drunk chick and gave her an uncrustable!"

Guy 1 and Guy 2 fistbump

by Seth_McFoster April 16, 2011

Alaskan Uncrustable

A person with lots of ass hair who has trouble wiping; shit-encrusted ass hair.

“Dude, why does Kaleb smell so bad??”
“You didn’t know? He’s got one of them Alaskan Uncrustables.”
“We should get Kaleb a bidet.”

by SylverZephyr March 14, 2022

Unstable Mable

n, noun describing a complete fucking fruit loop, someone who is a psycho, a total knob jockey.

Damion was an Unstable Mable, he wrecked the house & went psycho again

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 13, 2022

Mentally Unstable

(1) Either used for someone who's mentally unstable, or as (2) a word thrown around to be used for insulting, name calling, so on, so forth.

1. ) Person A, "My god... they're mentally fucking unstable! Who's do such a thing?"

2. ) Person B, "no lol hahahahahahaha my sister is mentally unstable ashshhshshsahahsh she so craaaizy ahahahahahahahahh"

by Toasterish March 29, 2022

Unstable Genius

A person or politician who ideas are outside the political mainstream while insisting that their political views or agenda are actual the opposite.

A Unstable Genius is also noted to be prude, arrogant, egotistical, and willingly naive in an effort to protect their pride from being damaged should someone else prove them wrong on any issue.

I have Great Ideas, the Best ideas, boasted the Unstable Genius.

by Libertatis January 13, 2019